Aurora Mass Murdering Jackass Gets Dressed Down by Judge

The pathetic clown boy, who killed 12 and wounded 59 others, showed up in court this morning looking like Ronald McDonald’s lazy younger brother. Reports are circulating that the reason he shot up folks in the Aurora theater was his girlfriend broke up with him and he was facing eviction from his apartment. His parents should also be jailed for raising such a lame, woe is me, narcissistic wuss. Unreal. Execution, please.


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