THE TELEPROMPTER OF DORIAN GRAY

“Well, the trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so.” – Ronald Reagan

“You lie!” – Joe Wilson

As much as I love the Gipper and his facility to deliver an insult like Bond pawing a martini, I think in this case I prefer Leatherface’s chainsaw to the jewel encrusted dagger. The raw, clean, in-your-face VERITAS of words not minced is so refreshing in a game that has become so transparent. Did I say transparent?

“Let me say it as simply as I can: Transparency and the rule of law will be the touchstones of this presidency.” – President Barack Obama, (January 2009).

Of course they will, and Katy Perry is a good Christian girl.

It was September of that same year 2009, at a joint session of Congress where Joe Wilson uttered about the only true words of the entire ObamaCare speech: ‘You lie!’ Of course he had to walk the plank because of hacks on his side of the aisle like John McCain and a sycophantic press-‘corpse’ who did their utmost to paint the episode as the Ides of March and Wilson as Brutus and Cassius; but to tea-party Americans it was like the first drops of rain following the dust bowl that has been the Republican Party. The emperor had no clothes and one of our guys had the guts to point out Obama’s ‘shortcomings’.

Just a few months later in January of 2010, Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito would shake his head “no” and utter the words “not true” in response to an unprecedented sucker punch at the State of the Union address, in which the President openly rebuked the court for their decision on campaign finance reform. The lap dogs in the press whined about a “breach of decorum” not by the President, but by the vicious Alito. Reading the press accounts you’d think that Alito was Preston Brooks, the senator who pounded Charles Sumner with his cane on the senate floor for his speech against slavery … (Brooks was a Democrat so even though Sumner had to convalesce for 3 years before returning to his senate seat, the senator from South Carolina had to pay a fine of $300 and was overwhelmingly re-elected). There’s nothing new under the sun.

If we had an honest President, The State of the Union would sound like this …

“It is my privilege to report to you that the State of the American Union is in a complete shambles … just as Cloward and Piven predicted. We are right on schedule for the complete transformation of the American System from a free-market, constitutional, representative republic to a Socialist Democrat oligarchy. Thanks for being useful, idiots. Four More Years!”

AllahPundit reports that “in a conference call Monday morning, senior staff said Romney’s surrogates would stop shying away from the word ‘lie’ in responding to Democrats’ attacks on his business record, and plan to go on TV to call Obama a ‘liar,’ the source said.”

Well I’m glad to see that the Romney campaign is dropping the Maverick strategy and going full frontal hockey mom. Yes, what we need is more Mama Grizzly and less Guy Smiley. Sorry Mitt, Mormon mithril won’t shield you from the slings and arrows of the father of lies.

Don’t get me wrong; I’m not saying Barack Obama is Beelzebub or even the antichrist; he’s not Damien or the Devil’s advocate; he’s just one in a long line of Satan’s sock-puppets, backed up by the Halle-loser press choir. Apart from the mainstream media and the lipstick it provides, the Obama Presidency would look like Napoleon from Animal Farm. I suppose this is to be expected from a guy who taught from the satanic bible, Alinsky’s RULES FOR RADICALS (does Charlie Rose know that it was dedicated to Lucifer?).

In reality, Obama is just the man behind the curtain; he’s the teleprompter of Dorian Gray. If the world really was fair, this guy at most would be reading the evening news somewhere and sharing a fatty with Snoop Dogg at the teen choice awards. I’m sure that you’ve heard him when he gets off script. “Um, uh, let me be clear, I, uh, um …” — someone tell Demosthenes that you lose the pebbles once you’re past the impediment. This Promethean character that incites the tingly legs of lesser men is nothing without Axelrod’s script and the Soros-like money-handlers that make sure his obstacles keep waking up next to the horse’s head.

So what are the iniquities of the Teleprompter of Dorian Gray? They are legion; here is but a sampling: his father served in WWII and his Uncle liberated Auschwitz; he did not know that Wright was radical, Rezko was dirty, or Ayers was unrepentant; he would get rid of earmarks, he would not employ lobbyists, and the people would be able to examine a bill for five days before he signed it; he would cut the deficit in half, he would not raise taxes on anyone making less than $250,000 and the health care bill would not increase the deficit “by one dime”; health care deals would be broadcast on C-Span, federal conscience laws would remain in place and no federal dollars would be used to fund abortions; he said that doctors amputate limbs and remove tonsils for better compensation; the fence between US and Mexico is “Practically Complete”; and that he is not somebody who promotes same-sex marriage. After gutting the work requirement from the 1996 Welfare Reform bill, who can forget his statement that he would not sign statements to nullify or undermine congressional instructions as enacted into law.

Of course it’s not just what the teleprompter has him say, on seven different occasions, President Obama has left out the words “by our Creator” when quoting the most famous clause of the Declaration of Independence: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that we have been endowed (uncomfortable pause with eye-twitch) with certain inalienable rights …” It happens so often, that Robert Gibbs was asked about it at a press conference; I would have followed it up with “Does the holy-water boil when President Obama walks into a Catholic Church?” Of course that may be why he had the name of Christ covered when he spoke at Georgetown; his fear that the letters would melt and run down the wall.

And now for my all-time favorite, with apologies to Prime Minister Netanyahu, (I will gladly pay for the cleaning of your keyboard; I am truly sorry to have ruined your dinner). “I’ve done more for Israel’s security than any President ever!” Speechless? Well, that one my friend, is only outdone by the big one that he uttered on January 20th, 2009, “I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

Can we finally be done with “Are you questioning his patriotism?” … the most asked question by those who loathe this country. He’s not a patriot by any sense of the word. He’s a radically trained liar, groomed for higher office by those who put bombs down, cut their hair, took showers, donned jackets with elbow patches and gave grants to the haters. He’s a Gramsci-Alinsky Marxist in capitalist clothing who thinks that he’s Luke Skywalker and that Freedom is the Death Star. Is that civil enough for you?

When it comes down to truth or “civility” … I’m totally siding with veracity. Give me the English Parliament over the joke that has become the American State of the Union, any day. Vigorous opposition, rigorous debate, take your canned applause to Cuba, it’s not befitting of the sons and daughters of the Sons of Liberty.

And one more thing to the establishment handlers of Mitt’s campaign: what America needs now is more Michael and less Fredo. You’re not in a social club at the Baird School; you’re in a dark Chicago alley and you’re surrounded, so loosen the tie, lose the cuffs and ball up your fist. If Ronald Reagan is the standard-bearer for Conservatism then in all honesty, Mitt Romney is but a mere shadow of the Great One; but the good news, to paraphrase the greatest of all time: “I’ve seen Barack Obama shadow boxing and the shadow won.”
*source document for the list of indiscretions can be found at: http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/how-many-lies-can-you-think-of-that-obama-has-told/question-2627671/

About the author: John Kirkwood

John Kirkwood

John Kirkwood is a son of Issachar. He is a Zionist, gun-toting, cigar-smoking, incandescent light bulb-using, 3.2 gallon flushing, fur-wearing, Chinese (MSG) eating, bow-hunting, SUV driving, unhyphenated American man who loves his wife, isn't ashamed of his country and does not apologize for his Christianity. He Pastors Grace Gospel Fellowship Bensenville, where "we the people" seek to honor "In God we Trust." He hosts the Christian wake up call IN THE ARENA every Sunday at noon on AM 1160 and he co-hosts UnCommon Sense, the Christian Worldview with a double shot of espresso on UncommonShow.com. He is the proud homeschooling dad of Konnor, Karter and Payton and the "blessed from heaven above" husband of the Righteous and Rowdy Wendymae.

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