About the author: Nick Taxia

Nick Taxia is a former campaign manager and consultant in Washington, D.C. He is the primary writer and producer of the conservative-leaning satirical web site, DuhProgressive.com, as well as a rising radio personality, commentator, and comedian. Catch Nick on the West Coast’s One America News Network on Friday’s “The Daily Ledger,” at 5:00 & 8:00 PM, PST, and 8:00 & 11:00 PM via live stream for at oneamericanews.com.

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  • Victoria

    This is sad…

  • understandingoverignorance

    This was some amusing stuff.

    • victorbarney

      YOU WILL NOT THINK THAT WHEN THE “SH-T” HITS THE FAN!

  • Light_V_Dark

    We have been suicidal, as long as I can remember»»»I’m 61 years old.

    Atheism and A-Gnosticism are the LCD in AmeriKa, no matter if you vote DEEE, OR ARRRRR—Atheists, Gaytheists, Lily-Livered-Lewd-Licentious-Libertarians, Femarxists, Warmists, Occupied x Demons, et al, ARE ADULT-CHILDREN-OF-THE-DAMNED—SOCIOPATHS, ENVIOUS, MURDEROUS, SEXUAL-PSYCHOPATHS, ALL¿!¡

    We DETEST OURSELVES! BECAUSE? WE ARE BIG MEANIES—AND, WE’RE NEGATIVE, VIOLENT, JUDGEMENTAL, ANGRY, GREEDY, SELFISH, NOT ORGANIC AND, JUST PLAIN YUCKY!

    Note, the biggest COWARDS IN OUR SOCIETY, ARE DR. RUN DISCIPLES & FAUX-CHRISTIAN, SPINELESS-POSSUMS, WHO CAN ONLY FORGIVE EVIL¡!

    http://gatesofvienna.blogspot.com/2009/07/pinnacle-of-self-destruction.html?m=1
    So, we see a case of causeless, self-destructive hatred. This senseless and absolutely irrational self-hatred could be explained by only one thing: the suicide syndrome characteristic of cultures in their last stage of dying. In lack of ideals, vital forces, and even instinct of self-preservation they surrender themselves to barbarians, with flattering and even masochistic humility give themselves up to rough and despotic conquerors.

    • victorbarney

      IT’S MARXISM & ISLAM(BOTH “ANTI-CHRIST” & HATE ANGLO-SAXONS) NOW IN CALIPHATE TO DESTROY U.S.! YOU DO KNOW THAT OBAMA’S FATHER OVERTHREW KENYA’S REPUBLIC, RIGHT? TELL ME THAT OUR “CIA” IS NOT A MARXIST NEW WORLD ORDER DREADNOUGHT! DUH! How else can this nonsense now going on make any sense? Again, therefore: WATCH!

      • Light_V_Dark

        You forgot the Boy Scouts and the Masons—

    • Randy G

      DC is one BIG horse corral. Full of manure, & they keep shoveling more in.

      • Light_V_Dark

        People SWOON, GUSH, SLURP, AND FAWN, OVER CRAP LIKE HAIRY POTTER & VAMPIRE $H¡7—-When I quote something like THIS**, THE MORLOCKS AND ELOI, ALIKE, ROLL ON THE GROUND, SWALLOW THEIR TONGUES AND PULL THEIR EYEBALLS OUT¿!¡

        2 Timothy 3 
        **
        But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, NOT LOVERS OF THE GOOD.

  • http://www.facebook.com/barbjeanpatton Barb Patton

    Unfortunately it is true – the only hope that I see in this “satire” is that hopefully this Reverend will end up the same way as the real Jones did. GOD HELP AMERICA

    • Granpa David

      Barb – yes, it is true. Obama is piling on the debt, overloading the welfare system to break down the economy so he can move in the complete socialist Cloward – Piven government. The Red States that spend responsibly will be crushed by the big spending liberal Blue States as Obama redistributes their rewards of good management to those with bad management. The states must be preparing to fight back.

      • victorbarney

        The 60′s plan of Chicago MARXISTS TERRORISTS BILL AYERS, BERNARDINE DOHRNE & COMPANY IN THE “WEATHERMEN’S” ORGANIZATION AT THAT TIME! Remember Charles Manson in California? Well Bernardine directed his actions! Now you also KNOW the REAL PURPOSE OF OUR CIA(i.e. MARXIST NEW WORLD ORDER)! Just saying, what is, is…Therefore, WATCH!

    • victorbarney

      Barb, as written in Revelation, chapter 11, Israel by the seed of Joseph, not Judah, but including them(England & America), we GET PUNISHED “FIRST” AS WRITTEN & that will be BY THE TWO-WITNESSES OF REVELATION, CHAPTER 11. AS REVELATION 18:18 DECLARES, IMMEDIATELY UPON THE RETURN OF OUR “JEWISH” HEBREW-INSPIRED(ZEPH. 3:9, ACTS 26:14, 1 COR. 4:6) SAVIOR, “YAHSHUA,” meaning that YAHWEH MEANS SALVATION! P.S. That’s why we have Obama because these witnesses can’t YET lay a hand on any of the GENTILES, WHO WILL BE “SAFE” UNTIL 3 1/2 DAYS after “Anti-Christ”(Marxist) Obama has had these two-witnesses MURDERERD! Again, just saying what’s really written & including the “DUALITY” of the “FIRST” BEING “LAST” & THE “LAST” BEING “FIRST” TO BECOME RESURRECTED! p.s. JUST THINK ABOUT THE VOTING BLOCK A MILI-SECOND. AGAIN, THEREFORE: WATCH!

      • 1tymtrvlr

        The 2 witnesses are taken down for 3 and 1/2 years and are resurrected. When does the clock start? What executive order does barrrraaaccchhhh sign that brings about the demise of the 2 witnesses? What can we do to hasten him along? I just want to get this overwith for my gandchildren’s sake.

        • victorbarney

          First, it is written that no one knows the time & day that our savior returns, but this is known: Have no foreigner over you(Gen. 49:10). Our Savior returns in 2,000 years(Hoshea 6:2), which I have had proven to be that it would be 2047AD at the latest. However, it also is written, “unless those days be shortened, no flesh shall survive, but for the elects sake, those days will be shortened. Also, Elijah comes before the Day of Yahweh(Mal’aki 4:5), which when I learned that physics instructor Gary Miller had proved that he had been given the true calender from dawn to dark and from new moon to new moon, which comes to 30 days every month when done the way that the Hebrew-inspired Scriptures relate how to keep time. Remember only “Hebrew” in the ONLY INSPIRED SPIRITUAL LANGUAGE(ZEPH. 3:9, ACT, 26:14, 1 COR. 4:6) and that “Yahshua” is the name of our Savior, meaning in hebrew that “Yahweh means salvation.” Lastly, the two-witnesses must first appear in the fall/winter because they witness against u.s. for 3 1/2 years & will meet the return of our Savior in the air when he returns 3 1/2 days after they have been killed(sometime before the 2nd passover that year?). Revelation, chapter 11 outlines the these two-witnesses & Revelation 18:10 states that HE DESTROYS BABYLON that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgement come. Lastly, because Obama is the only “forbidden foreigner”(non-anglo-saxon) that has ever been put over u.s., and Obama even states that he is going to make a “fundamental transformation of government” into marxism, “Anti-Christ” by defintion! However, when the two-witnesses do appear, they will be hated & feared & everything that they say will occur will indeed come to be… Hope this helped some? But [email protected] is the best place to learn about times & dates every year for sure because with Elder Gary Miller’s training in physics, a pure science, his material is proven through scientific deduction in anything that he says or prints. Just saying…

      • jerry sweet

        revelation has nothing to do with england or america.it all about God allowing satan to run amok for a short period of time,for the purpose of saving a remnant of Jews and some gentiles to repopulate the earth during Christs thousand years of peace.obama the antichrist?what kind of kool-aid are you drinking.you are another reason america is doomed ,nothing more than a false prophet or teacher.you don’t know the Sciptures at all.

        • victorbarney

          First: Are you sure that it isn’t “Jerri?” Just asking. Second, “Israel” is the seed of JOSEPH(Gen. 48:16), NOT JUDAH, but including THEM! Deuteronomy 17:15 clearly states that “ISRAEL” puts a NON-ISRAELITE OVER IT(JEWS NEVER HAVE & NEVER WILL DUDE) & OBAMA IS THE “ONLY” NON-ANGLO-SAXON EVER IN 6,000 YEARS TO BE PUT OVER JOSEPH IN 6,000 YEARS OF HIS OWN ACCORD! Obviously, “kool -aid” has WORKED FOR YOU(???) p.s. fool-aid: “HEBREW” is the “ONLY” SPIRITUALLY INSPIRED LANGUAGE(ZEP. 3:9, ACTS 26:14,

          1 COR. 4:6), NOT EVEN TRUE OF THE GREEK, UNLESS IT CAN BE FOUND IN THE HEBREW!~! GIVE ME JUST ONE VERSE, JUST ONE VERSE, I SAY, TO DISPROVE THAT? Oh, by the way: “JESUS”( e.g., added at the end(?) of the DARK AGES in the 1320′s) CAN NOT EVEN BE TRANSLATED INTO HEBREW! I SUGGEST THAT YOU MOVE TO BABYLON, HOME OF YOUR “GOD”(GAWD) PAGAN DEITY!…DUH! THINK THAT THE WHOLE WORLD HAS BEEN DECEIVED, DO YOU? Just saying, what REALLY IS WRITTEN…
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    • Evermyrtle

      I think that you can depend that one to survive if every last American should pay, he will look out for number one. H has dozens of guards around him at all times and paying for them with our tax dollars. He has more guards than all presidents put together before has had. Is it because he knows he need them, that much more?

  • jeepdude911

    Satirical, but sadly, also true.

  • http://www.bibleversusconstitution.org/ Ted R. Weiland

    Well, if the United States of America is dead (or dying), perhaps we can revive Christian America on its corpse. This will first require identifying and repenting of the humanistic (per the Preamble), antichristian (per Article 6), and polytheistic (per Amendment 1) U.S. Constitution for the national idol it is. Until we do, everything will only progressively get worse.

    Find out how much you know about the Constitution as compared to the Yahweh’s perfect law and altogether righteous judgments (Psalm 19:7-11). Take our Constitution Survey athttp://www.bibleversusconstitution.org/ConstitutionSurvey.html and receive a free copy of the 85-page “Primer” of “Bible Law vs. the United States Constitution: The Christian Perspective.

    • victorbarney

      Ted, the problem is that we in America are ‘STILL” a Republic & about 74% of our voters are made up of “GATHERER’S,”(WOMEN BY BIOLOGY & BLACKS VIA BOTH BIOLOGY & CHOICE) and MEN HAVE NO REAL SAY IN ANYTHING, ANYWHERE UNLESS THEY ARE BORN A MARXIST(ANTI-CHRIST) IN THE FIRST PLACE, WHO HAVE NO END BOTH POWER AND THEIR MONEY SUPPLY! Just saying…

    • Kosenator

      Clean the churches, media, television, music and movie industries. I believe Barack Obama is God’s judgement on the USA for allowing (and idolising) false prophets, luciferians, hypocrites and heretics such as (not all applicable to all following:) Benny Hinn, The Copelands, The Hagins, Joyce Meyer, Joel Osteen, Neale Donald Walsch, Brian McLaren, Tony Jones…..

      And of course, every occult religion and action (including feminism and evolution) glorified by Hollywood while True Christianity is vilified.

  • http://www.facebook.com/RobertAlexander.Salvage Robert Alexander

    But it shall come to pass, if thou wilt not hearken unto the voice of יהוה (YAH) thy Elohim, to observe to do all his commandments and his statutes which I command thee this day; that all these curses shall come upon thee, and overtake thee:

    Cursed shalt thou be in the city, and cursed shalt thou be in the field.
    Cursed shall be thy basket and thy store.
    Cursed shall be the fruit of thy body, and the fruit of thy land, the increase of thy kine, and the flocks of thy sheep.
    Cursed shalt thou be when thou comest in, and cursed shalt thou be when thou goest out.
    Because of the wickedness of thy doings, whereby thou hast forsaken me.
    יהוה (YAH) shall make the pestilence cleave unto thee
    And thou shalt grope at noonday, as the blind gropeth in darkness, and thou shalt not prosper in thy ways: and thou shalt be only oppressed and spoiled evermore, and no man shall save thee.
    The stranger that is within thee shall get up above thee very high; and thou shalt come down very low.
    Therefore shalt thou serve thine enemies which יהוה (YAH) shall send against thee, in hunger, and in thirst, and in nakedness, and in want of all things: and he shall put a yoke of iron upon thy neck, until he have destroyed thee.
    And יהוה (YAH) shall bring thee into Egypt again with ships, by the way whereof I spake unto thee, Thou shalt see it no more again: and there ye shall be sold unto your enemies for bondmen and bondwomen, and no man shall buy you.
    Having the understanding darkened, being alienated from the life of Elohim through the ignorance that is in them, because of the blindness of their heart:
    And rend your heart, and not your garments, and turn unto יהוה (YAH) your Elohim: for he is gracious and merciful, slow to anger, and of great kindness, and repenteth him of the evil.
    Repent therefore of this thy wickedness, and pray Elohim, if perhaps the thought of thine heart may be forgiven thee.
    יהוה (YAH) is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
    Have I any pleasure at all that the wicked should die? saith the Sovereign יהוה (YAH:) and not that he should return from his ways, and live? If you however do not repent you will all perish. Let thine heart retain my words: keep my commandments, and live.

    • victorbarney

      Robert, YOU obviously are among the “predestined” select few called out in these last days of Israel by the seed of Joseph(Gen. 48:16) and including the tribe of Judah before the two-witnesses of Revelation, chapter 11 come to SEVERELY PUNISH U.S. over a period of 3 1/2 YEARS, leaving ONLY 144,000 anglo-saxons aive, 12,000 from each of the 12 tribes of Israel with the tribe of Joseph replacing the tribe of Dan as being protected during this SOON COMING EVENT(Revelation, chapter 7). Just saying…THEREFORE: WATCH!

  • angryagnostic

    This is one of the most uneducated and racists articles I have ever had the horror of reading. Nick Taxia obviously needs to go back to grade school and learn some proper grammar before posting his biased, and poorly written opinion for the world to see.

    • Goodforall

      You are obviously one of the sheep that voted for the fake in chief. Good luck dealing with reality!

    • calcul8ed

      You forgot to include God in your rantings. I guess you determined that the writer was uneducated by the lack of initials after his name (which is a sure sign of academic dementia i.e., an over educated (who has still not paid his/her tuition grants, paid for by American workers who he/she can’t stand being around) egocentric, agnostic, pompous ass.

    • Tom K.

      @ angryagnostic : Before you pour more Obama Kool Ade, do a search of Rev. Jim Jones and you might gain a pinch of understanding. Before you drink your sweet glass of poison, pray for God’s peace in your life. We all have a choice – follow the world to Death and Everlasting Torment OR follow Christ Jesus to Joy and Everlasting Life.

      • tell it like it is

        LMFAO,dude, I think you should go back to school… I really do, cause you can’t even spell Kool-Aid right LMAO and you want a conservative in office LMFAO wow

        • Shears_of_Atropos

          You seem to be preoccupied with your a$$…… have you sought help? Did it have something to do with potty training? Do you giggle when having a BM?

    • Aristophanes

      angry-you have a problem with this article because it is oh so true. You may like the poisonous kool-aid that obozo is feeding you; but, I do not. Unfortunately, on you liberals, satire or anything that puts obozo is the proper light is just too much for you to handle. I do not know which is more sad – liberals who drink the obozo kool-aid or obozo.

      • tell it like it is

        we all know you buy kool-aid for your kids don’t cha?

        • Aristophanes

          No, I did not and still don’t. Want to try again?

          • tell it like it is

            very offensive i see, you must have! Someone who lies get very offensive case in point

          • Aristophanes

            Your definition is very offensive. You have no clue what I gave to my kids and I find you very offensive. You do not want to believe me, I really do not care. I know what I gave my kids and that is what is important to me. And, for your very feeble mind, I did not give my kids kool-aid, I thought it was a sugar drink and my kids were already very active.
            I guess someone who lies a lot cannot believe people who tell the truth. So sad for you. Have trouble telling the truth from a lie? THAT is why you voted for obozo!!!

          • Shears_of_Atropos

            I suspect much, witnessing your lack of familiarity with American English. Someone who is a fool is also too eager to accuse others of his own infirmity.

    • tell it like it is

      VERY WELL SAID!!!! and i bet most of these people on here were born or around or would be for legal slaves! how i know is I know 3 Conservative and you know what they hate the blacks! which is why this blog here is racist!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1077953374 Brian Bailey

      “You can’t handle the truth!”

  • John Goult

    Loved it! And yet many will not see it for what it is! But will Vote for it to happen!

  • LEL

    At least the U.S.A. will be re-united with its old friend Common Sense. Mr. Sense passed away some years ago, dyed of ridicule, rejection, isolation and neglect.

  • sovereigntyofone

    Alternate version of story: All 50 states secede from ” Obama’s United Socialist States of America and form new Nation under God called The United Rupublic States of America.
    President Obama still retains control over a small land mass known as Washington D.C.
    However latest reports say rioting and chaos in the street over no more ” entitlements “.
    Another reports says that the People of Washington D.C. were told ” if you want to eat, you have to work “.

    • victorbarney

      He’ll just order blacks to burn our cities…Again, just saying, what is, is…

      • sovereigntyofone

        Judging by history like the L.A. riots they like to burn down their own neighborhoods first. Then cry later becasue they don’t have any liquor stores to go to.

        • victorbarney

          I NEVER said it had anything to do with “intelligence” remember, only “HATE:” ALL FOR ALL ANGLO-SAXONS…Again, what is, is…

    • ginger

      bravo.

    • Randy G

      That depends. Surround DC . No food goes in. and NO people come out,especially politicans. OR you could plug up the sewer lines& see what happens.

  • PPTA

    How any Christain can not vote their values escapes me. After watching he DNC National convention, the booing and jeering of God, that was the finl straw. I will never vote for any Democrat again in my lifetime, until the real Democrats, the working people, take back their party. And here in Washington Stte, watching a person using exremely vulgar language, against Christains and others, then giving huge amounts of money to the Democrats, who idn’t want to give it back. I will never again vote for a Democrat who is runing for any State office. Would a chicken vote for Col. Sanders?

    • victorbarney

      Just thought I’d mention that Wyatt Earp’s Gunfight at the OK Coral was between Earp’s Republicans & the Democratic Irish Mob called the “Cowboys!” The Irish came to America as Jesuits when it was STILL ILLEGAL FOR ROMAN CATHOLICS EVEN TO ENTER INTO AMERICA LEGALLY! Did you KNOW THAT? Just saying…The real REASON FOR OUR CIVIL WAR, although obviously blacks also were included or we couldn’t have had Obama, the “forbidden foreigner” of Deuteronomy 17:15 ever be President elected by women alone, not even having the right to vote as blacks until 1912 in reality! In fact, “both” women & blacks really voted for the first time in 1912 & Wilson’s MARXIST(ANTI-CHRIST) AGENDA began with our “gatherer’s”(women & blacks) coming out to vote in hoards for the very first time! Yes, the REAL SLAVE IS THE WHITE MAN, even while the blacks were here in slavery. Did I mention that Obama also is the RIGHT self-professed “Anti-Christ”(MARXIST) over u.s. of Revelation, chapter 11? p.s. Welcome to adam’s world even BEFORE the first child, Cain & murderer, was EVER BORN! What is, is! Just saying…

    • AmericaAwakens

      I strongly believe the polls were fixed on election night! Too many irregularities for my comfort. God bless Col. Alan West; maybe he will be the one to open the can of worms that will demand an examination of all voting machines and a total recount. Politicians from Chicago having been playing that game for decades and they are pretty darn good at it. We, the people, are not fooled anymore, save the ones who were duped into a faux Utopia, which is making living here hell for the rest of us.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1077953374 Brian Bailey

        Allen West should be President!

        • AmericaAwakens

          Excellent choice! A no nonsense military man [of honor] who speaks clearly and concisely with founding principles in his heart!

    • wdcraftr

      You may not get to vote again, or at least vote in a fair election. This one wasn’t fair. Obama needed Penn, and Ohio, so it was rigged for him to win those states. Freedom isn’t free, and those that voted for Free Stuff, will find that out soon enough. Nothing is free. Although Gods love and mercy is free for those that seek it.

  • Tom K.

    Some readers remember Rev. Jim Jones’ mass suicide in the jungle of Guyana. Most do not remember this event or have not been taught about it by their family or the Government Schools. Generation X, Y, Z, do not learn critical thinking / problem solving / cause and effect. Then they are NOT taught about the great tragedies of history. Ignorance is NOT bliss – ignorance will get you killed.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1077953374 Brian Bailey

      Jones was a Communist. Just like Obama, and private and public sector unions, and the teachers indoctrinating your kids each and every day.

  • calcul8ed

    Nick, please remember that you can fix stupid. It is a felony in all 57 states. Obama says there are 57. What do I know? I was one of the uneducated that didn’t vote for his sorry A**.

  • capitalust

    Thank heavens for the “the above is satire” line at the end – I could easily believe Obama would do this to America, and that most of its citizens would blindly follow him into death.

  • peggy

    So sad, as 51% were brain dead and the rest went screaming into the night…..

  • adamenochnoah

    “The United States government has been seized by domestic and foreign banking cartels. This fact is so transparently obvious that talking heads on CNBC now laugh about it.

    While Americans are being told to brace for tax hikes, spending cuts and a myriad of other austerity measures, the Federal Reserve has been sending trillions of dollars to foreign banks.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/Wolfman4u Wolfman Thomas

    Aol and Huffington Post censorship moderators will only post liberal crap and keep on removing my comments. What are they afraid of ?

    America now has more new legal and illegal immigrants that changed the demographics of America who voted for Obama and now it is not what you can do for your country, now it is what my country can do for me. Obamas Big Welfare Government Control will now destroy America,the Supreme Court, the Republican Party and anything else that stands in his way as payback for slavery and other so called social injustices.

    I am sure glad I am not the only one that feels this way about Obama and his plans for a new America. I just hope to God I am not around to see it.—–

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1077953374 Brian Bailey

      The diabolical genius of the Democrat Party is the more they increase poverty as a result of their policies, the bigger their voting base is.

  • Ron Cole

    I have a kool aid for the curtsey queen 0blo the blamer and it’s zombies.

    This was rejected by lyndon banes johnson

  • ginger

    This should be broadcast throughout the land!!!!!!

  • Tomtom

    Obama is a disgrace to America and the world!

    • tell it like it is

      sounds like racism if i may say so myself!

      • FreedomLover

        “YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH”

  • James Maxwell

    Wonder if this ties in with the Myan calenar that has the date 12 Dec, 2012 as the end
    of the world. Will oradical try to declar martial laws and overthrow the nation on that day?
    Maybe they could smell the sench even back then for the forecomming disaster from
    Kenya slithering across the United States along with his Utopian Liberals and radical
    musim brothers. Cocked, Locked and Ready to rock.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1077953374 Brian Bailey

      James, the Mayan calendar ends in 2012 because no calendar goes out forever. Had the Mayans been around they would have extended it. Or do your believe that those perpetual calendars they used to include in phone books last century but only went from 1776 to 2000 meant the world would end in the year 2000? I hope you didn’t buy one of those Y2K alarmist books that unscrupulous authors made millions on. Talk about drinking the KoolAid. But, yeah, I believe the USA committed suicide on Nov. 6, 2012. And CPR ain’t gonna help.

      • James Maxwell

        At 70 year of age all I could do on the 2000 flux was laugh at them I was still
        in the military at that time and we had run many serenios about how it might
        effect some of our systems. The fix was simple and outside of some typical
        tongue in cheek pareties it was business as usual as we worked thru the
        night. Same with the Mayan calendar, I figure that if the end of the world
        comes there is nothing that I nor any one else can do but hand on for the
        ride. The old saying that no man shall know his time carried me and many
        other people thru our lives. We always look forward to each rising of the
        sun and pray for a better and brighter future. But I must admit I did wonder
        about Hurrican Sandy hitting the Democrat basions up north after they Booed
        God and did not want to include either God nor Israel in their party platform.
        While the Liberals, Welfare leeches and many other are living off the backs
        of TAX Payers this may come to and end when we run out of money and the
        printing press is repossessed by the Chinese.

  • jerry sweet

    Jesus told His disciples 2 major events would take place before His physical return to reclaim earth.the Church would DIE and humans would believe they had reached the pinnacle of being wise,where in reality they have become UTTER FOOLS.GOD put this stooge in power and obama who thinks in his mind he’s a legend with an agenda,is responsible for this to happen.self deluded,blank and not the great debater but a good liar.we are living proof Bible Prophecy is real and true.we are so smart we chose a whole line of stooges to rule over us than allow the King of Kings Jesus to do so..completely stupid to the max.or as Christ put it UTTER FOOLS!!

    • tell it like it is

      it’s amazing how everyone uses God in there statement, god aka jesus wasn’t around when Conservative started messing up the world, god wanted us all to be good and equal, conservatives aka romen army wanted to rule and have power over the people if not the world! not good

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_O24NYT5HOQNDEJ3TUT5QOTLOF4 TM

    Stupidity elected the enemy obama and he will destroy America and do it for his muslim brotherhood.

  • AmericaAwakens

    Excellent read, Nick! I enjoyed the irony of it all. I am just sad to know the story was closer to reality than most Americans will ever realize!

  • rockcut

    What utter nasty make-believe. It is the height of stupid. Wake up folks and stop feeding on hate and make-believe. Try at least try to be an adult.

  • Holy terror

    i was first opposed to Obamacare because it seem like they want to penalize people if they cannot afford the plan, but since I have been forced into disability now I’m wondering if its not a good plan for people on disability, I hate that I have to depend on the government but I worked all my life for disability now I have no other choice, I believe the government rigged it. But after the recent hurricane up east, that’s an expense that none of us figured on. But just like the government have to make money to assist their lost, they are trying to help the poor people the same way. I believe the hurricane was God way of showing people that President Obama plan was right, who they gonna blame when the government have to assist the people afflicted by the.hurricane, God. That was alot of damage, I believe Americans have to have faith that God would restore the country but we must not forget the needy.

  • slickzip

    OUTSTANDING piece of writing LOL ,

  • marineh2ominer

    I find it really disheartening to know that I am one of the last generations of Americans that can honestly say they they lived in the GREATEST country in the history of the planet .

  • Shears_of_Atropos

    The present situation has taken me back 50 years to my college days. Now re-reading Petronius Arbiter and Gibbons, on Rome. We have learned nothing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Fred-Mitchell/100000126962566 Fred Mitchell

    All I can say, I hope Obamas suporters, finally realize, just what the hell they have did, a pitiful lot.

    • wisdomcries

      I hear ya…but you know it will rain on the just and unjust all the same

  • daveveselenak

    I beg to differ, only hope satire – what happened to revolution as our fore fathers were required to start this nation? You want to keep it – you’ll have to earnit, the hardway! America, ‘home of the brave’ has become AMERIKA, ‘home of the AFRAID’…

  • Henry

    Perhaps we need to get a rope out ready to hang a few marxist.

  • adamenochnoah

    It’s time to re-assert the narrative on secession and put it in its proper context, which is not an infantile reaction to the fact that Barack Obama won the election, but an expression of extreme uneasiness at the direction in which the country is heading, a widespread discontent that has been ongoing for long before Obama even took office, and a new commitment calling on states to nullify unconstitutional laws and regulations and secede from the increasingly tyrannical federal government.

  • maxximus

    The “illegal alien” must go! (OUT OF AMERICA!)

  • Bob Koomans

    I had a hard time reading this, I was laughing so hard!

  • robert

    we the people,who are the real government,check out the web site {the republic of the united states of america}.yea thou i walk in the valley of the shadow of death,i will fear no evil/ovomit

  • Light_V_Dark

    I just re_worked the signature on my outgoing e_mails»»»

    There is a GOOD PRINCIPLE which created ORDER, LIGHT, and MAN, and an EVIL PRINCIPLE which created CHAOS, DARKNESS, and WOMAN. Pythagoras
    _______________________________________________
    http://4merly-a-person.livejournal.com/43551.html
    Kill God, Kill Dad, Kill The Family, Kill Civilization»»

  • Light_V_Dark

    On one of the sites I found on Atheism & Suicide, I saw where after one of Thomas Paine’s books was published, suicides increased markedly. Isn’t PAINE a big hero of the Heathen¿?
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    “. . . Virtue, morality, and religion. This is the armor, my friend, and this alone that renders us invincible. These are the tactics we should study. If we lose these, we are conquered, fallen indeed . . . so long as our manners and principles remain sound, there is no danger.”
    Patrick Henry 

    “Bad men cannot make good citizens. It is when a people forget God that tyrants forge their chains. A vitiated state of morals, a corrupted public conscience, is incompatible with freedom. No free government, or the blessings of liberty, can be preserved to any people but by a firm adherence to justice, moderation, temperance, frugality, and virtue; and by a frequent recurrence to fundamental principles.”
    Patrick Henry

  • stonemike

    All states that value individual freedom must form a union to combat the unamerican federal government, there is strength in numbers and I sincerely hope this interstate union becomes powerful enough to institute laws that do not let repressive ideologies like socialism or progressivism exist! They simply used our liberal ideas of openness to allow a minority of socialist and communists to use government influence and money to destroy our freedom, we should completely outlaw the teachings of progressivism, plus no progressives allowed in government at all! Why invite the enemy to kill you and supply them the means to do it?

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