PremiumSaltines“The Great Society … is a place where men are more concerned with the quality of their goals than the quantity of their goods.” ~Lyndon B. Johnson, Speech, in Ann Arbor, Michigan, May 22, 1964
 
Yesterday the Census Bureau projected that by 2043 … White people, or Crackers, will no longer be in the majority.
 
Now upon that news, I sat back and thought: Finally … Crackers will get what we’ve been robbed of for years. 
 
Allow me to elucidate…
 
Those of us with less melanin in our skin (by birth, not by choice), have had to pay for the crimes of … in most cases of those of no relation … for decades. We’ve had money forcibly taken from us (taxes for subventions) to help assuage the guilt of perhaps decedents of the criminals. 
 
Personally … that blows!
 
That “equalizer“, known as entitlements, has no end date … and just keeps growing for those in the minority. So this news is a WOO HOO for whitey!! Now those of us who have suffered unjustly under the discriminatory rules since our birth … should get Cracker Credits!!
 
And since the Census Bureau is part of the government … and therefore they just couldn’t be wrong … AND since I may not be alive in 2043…
 
I want my Cracker Credits NOW!
 
Where do I apply?

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