Nugent: “Piers Morgan is Full of Crap!”

Uncle Ted. Never at a loss for words. Well played.

Ted is the man ,, Piers is the sissy queer ,,,,

Who would know more about crap then the man-child Ted “poopy pants” Nugent who use his own industrial waste to escape servings the American military’s draft.

WHAT A PATRIOT!

http://blog.reidreport.com/2012/04/ted-nugent-draft-dodger/
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—Ted Nugent: draft dodger—(deadbeat dad and creepy ‘teen dater’ too)

Like the presidential candidate he has endorsed, Nugent managed to
avoid service in Vietnam, employing both familiar rhetoric, and
describing his clever plan, in a 2006 interview with the Rutland Herald
out of Vermont back in 2006:

“… if I would have gone over there, I’d have been killed, or I’d have
killed, or I’d kill all the hippies in the foxholes … I would have
killed everybody,” he told the Detroit Free Press in an interview
published July 15, 1990.

Fortunately, for our hero, Ted didn’t go to Vietnam.

And how Ted managed to avoid the draft makes President Bush look like a war hero.

In that 1990 interview with the Free Press and from information
collected from the “Chickenhawk Web site”, Nugent told about how he
avoided the draft:

“He claims that 30 days before his Draft Board Physical, he stopped

all forms of personal hygiene. The last 10 days he ingested nothing

but junk food and Pepsi, and a week before his physical, he stopped

using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside his pants caked

with excrement and urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment.”

It says volumes about the character of a man who calls himself the
Motor City “Madman”. The Detroit native went out of his way to avoid the
defining experience of his generation, then has the gall to talk about
—how eagerly he would have killed, “if” he had served.

There’s plenty more Nugent hilarity in that article, including his
priceless take on women. Wonder if Ann Romney has checked

that out… (hat tip Robert Sobel, Orlando Examiner)

So the 63-year-old tough guy, who says he’ll be “dead or in jail”
this time next year if President Obama is re-elected, wasn’t man enough
to answer his country’s call during the Vietnam draft.

That’s so Dick Cheney…

UPDATE: But wait, there’s more!

Ted the Family Guy

He has had two wives and has eight children, including three out of wedlock in two liaisons almost 30 years apart.

In the late 1960s, prior to his first marriage, Nugent fathered a boy,
Ted (Mann) and a girl, whom he gave up for adoption in infancy. In 2005
Nugent was involved in a legal battle for not paying enough child
support.

In 1978, Nugent began a relationship with seventeen-year-old Hawaii
native Pele Massa. Due to the age difference they could not marry so
Nugent joined Massa’s parents in signing documents to make himself her
legal guardian, an arrangement that Spin magazine ranked in October 2000
as #63 on their list of the “100 Sleaziest Moments in Rock”

But of course, he’s an all around good American, and the arbiter of who is, and who isn’t, a patriot…

That damm limey commie is a masochist. He gets his butt kicked every time he has these pro-gun people on, but he keeps doing it. Isn’t the definition of insanity “repeating the same actions and expecting a different result”? Of course, all liberals are insane. Matter of fact, Liberalism is prima facie evidence of insanity.

Go, Ted! But Piers is right about one thing. The mood is changing. Everyone is realizing they had better arm themselves, right now. By the way, after reading some of the supporting documents from the time of the second amendment, I think I probably do have a right to own a tank.