Dennis Miller – “The Reason Lesbians Are Chubby is They Feel No Need to Attract Men Anymore!”

By Clash Daily / 14 March 2013 / 7 comments

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jeepdude911

Thank you Dennis. Get over the PC. Don’t be afraid to offend if what you’re saying is true.
Shane

Miller is hilarious! I enjoy his appearances on the Factor. A liberal comedian could not say the things Miller does because the PC police would shut him down.
http://twitter.com/KayDeeBeau Karen Boswell

If 2 other studies are true that found that many (most) homosexuals are the victims of sexual abuse and that many (most) obese women were also the victims of sexual abuse then it would follow that homosexual women would be obese
http://www.facebook.com/elliot.weaver.7 Elliot Weaver

That’s an easy one! Women eat when they are unhappy. Anybody ever seen a happy lesbo? It’s kinda like bigfoot, lots of reports, but no sightings
barbiecakes

Love the D man! The reason that 75% of lesbians are obese is because they eat too much and don’t move enough. No scientific study needed. That will be 1.5 million please!
VocalYokel

Chicken or the egg…

They were that way in the first place, and unable to attract the opposite sex.
jimbo124816

Actually some husbands are overweight (myself included) and most women are looking for a husband. So it follows that some lesbian women are looking for a husband substitute.

Thence what I usually see is a striking female with a fat woman in lesbian situations, the thin one having found a “husband”, and the fat one having found a “wife”. Wedding = one in a dress, one in a tux.

The second situation is two fat women, not being able to decide which is the husband and which is the wife. They both dress in men’s clothes in a competition for the prize of who can be the fattest and the most undesirable. Wedding = both in jeans and a flannel shirt.

The third situation is where there are two thin good looking women who both want to be the wife. This is a competition to see which one can appear the closest to “normal”. Wedding = two very elaborate wedding dresses.

Does that clear it up for you Dennis?

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