Guess Who? The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers

Professor_William_Ayers_croppedThere’s a new kid on the block, and at this point his career prospects look pretty darn promising.  

Along with his natural, rock-star charisma, he’s been tutored by high-level management and sponsorship — and combined with the necessary vital “street cred,” his ideological activism, conviction, and dedication to social causes has gotten the full attention of the trend-making twenty-somethings, and of the idol makers of marketing:  In the last couple of weeks he’s been charting mainly as #2, with a bullet, but his fame is really blowing up — last week he rolled right over #1, to grab the top spot.

There doesn’t seem to be much question that he’ll soon be going places.

Though quite young in years, like so many up-and-coming urban performers nowadays, he’s already been caught up in his share of public controversy — drugs, neighborhood “drive-bys,” brushes with the authorities, and disasters with stage pyrotechnics.  By some accounts, he has been guilty of sometimes hurting people (to the point of allegedly even “ruining lives”) in his daring efforts to get his compelling, life-changing message to the world.  Of course, there are always the naysayers.

But despite the scandals (or, probably, the moreso because of them) his videos are exploding all over TV and the internet, and agents are lining up to talk to him.  Millions of fans and supporters follow him on various social media sites worldwide.  His “hash tag” on Twitter is all the rage. 

The massive, 24/7 security cordon around him is impenetrable.  

It’s gotten to the point now where he can’t even leave his room.  

Due to some intense family drama, legal entanglements, and stressors which have impacted his health, he was forced to interrupt a weekend yachting vacation late last Friday afternoon and has, predictably, been checked into a prolonged inpatient rehab at one of Boston’s best hospitals. Paparazzi from around the globe are now camped outside the building, and Dr. Sanjay Gupta comments on his updated status about every hour on CNN.  

Credible reports are that a full-scale, professional intervention had to be organized and carried out by parties who were seriously concerned about him, within sight of tawdry media vultures circling overhead of the borrowed vessel within which he had really only sought peace and quiet. 

Of course, given all the preponderant circumstances, he’ll likely have to lay low for awhile — go “underground,” as it were, and weather the storms.    

About the author: Donald Joy

Following his service in the United State Air Force, Donald Joy earned a bachelor of science in business administration from SUNY while serving in the army national guard. As a special deputy U.S. marshal, Don was on the protection detail for Attorney General John Ashcroft following the attacks of 9/11. He lives in the D.C. suburbs of Northern Virginia with his wife and son.

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  • melindaB.

    Bill AYers is a true patriot

    • snafubar

      REALLY Melinda??? REALLY????

      So a left wing wack job terrorist who goes around blowing up innocent people is “a true patriot” ????

      Please tell me that you were kidding.

    • John Kirkwood

      Hey Melinda, say hello to Todd for me!

      • texas57

        lmao, WHERE has todd been? i miss his totally insane banter. entertaining…

        • WASP

          Hopefully, he died.

    • mustang

      That is just what was said of Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot, Amin, Castro, Chavez by misguided dupes….those people clearly used violence to take control & enslave citizens, which Ayers ultimate goal was…melinda do not comment if you cannot support your inane statements; otherwise you are either a Coward or Stupid!

      • Thomas Sharp

        Reading her posts, the winner is …Melinda is Stupid.

    • mac12sam12

      I suggest rehab.

      • James Long

        Yeah, in one of Putin’s many gulags! Free Khodorkovsky, a daring advocate of freedom and free enterprise! (…now a prisoner of Putin)

      • James Long

        Yeah, in one of Putin’s many gulags! Free Khodorkovsky, a daring advocate of freedom and free enterprise! (…now a prisoner of Putin)

  • John Kirkwood

    Donald, I have a new favorite U.S. Deputy Marshall. With all apologies to Raylan Givens. Keep them coming brother, this was great!

    • http://ClashDaily.com/ Donald Joy

      Coming from a talent such as you, John, I’m flattered–thanks! ;)

  • http://jeannie-ology.com/ Jeannieology

    You’re a true patriot Donald. God bless and keep you.

  • Deb

    You know you’re a leftist when you hope the bombers were right-wing, but when it turns out they’re left-wing (Ayers) or Muslims you either applaud their patriotism or feel badly because they’re so “alienated”.

    • 7papa7

      Ayers should have been executed back in the sixty’s when he was setting off bombs and terrorizing communities along with murdering law enforcement. He is a traitor, communist and terrorist. He is also great friends with Obama. Obama started his political career from the living room of Bill, the unrepentant terrorist, Ayers.

      • http://ClashDaily.com/ Donald Joy

        He also ghost-wrote “Dreams From My Father” for Obama, not to mention that he and his terrorist wife Bernardine Dohrn babysat the Obama’s daughters in their Hyde Park neighborhood. Obama also published a review of one of Ayers’ books.

        I believe that Obama first met Ayers & Dohrn back in NYC in the Columbia U./Bank Street college days in the early 80s–they were all there at the same time, moved in the same circles, and then Obama followed the two communist terrorists to Chicago, where they all wound up working at the same law firms, serving on the same boards, etc.

        • 7papa7

          You can tell a lot about a person by the friends that they keep. You can also tell even more by the enemies they have and Obama’s enemies are the Christian, America loving, Constitution loving patriots.

          • James Long

            I prefer the buddy-buddy approach rather than the blunt force one. He thinks he is invincible. That is his Achilles heel. Couple that with his “evangelistic” side, if he is who I think he is, (read above) I might be able to cozy up to him, befriend him, record him bragging about his evil doings from the past… BUSTED!!!! Prison for him and his bitch.

          • 7papa7

            The main thing is that he is gotten. Life in solitary or the firing squad would be fine with me.

          • 7papa7

            The main thing is that he is gotten. Life in solitary or the firing squad would be fine with me.

          • James Long

            I prefer the buddy-buddy approach rather than the blunt force one. He thinks he is invincible. That is his Achilles heel. Couple that with his “evangelistic” side, if he is who I think he is, (read above) I might be able to cozy up to him, befriend him, record him bragging about his evil doings from the past… BUSTED!!!! Prison for him and his bitch.

      • WASP

        It’s not too late. When Civil War starts, we can hang him, belatedly, along with many, many other libtards and gummint weasels.

        • 7papa7

          I prefer a hunting expedition. We can always use the target practice.

  • Cheryl

    I certainly hope not. I hope people come to their senses and realize that this country is in danger He is as guilty as his older brother. He couldn’ve done right thing and turned his brother in. He needs to be executed along with all of his “supporters”.

  • James Long

    In the summer of 1978, in Tallahassee, Florida, I sincerely believe I met “William” as he referred to himself. We met at the Student Union a couple times where he tried to engage me in thinking that America was unjust. I told him that my Dad and many like him are honorable people… etc. I met him at “The Subway” restaurant on Tennessee Street and offered to buy him some Sicilian pizza which he declined; he ran off, screaming at me, “The Feds Are After Me!, The Feds Are After Me!”. As this guy ran off, I said, “What!?!?” and he turned and ran… That was the last time I saw him. It was one of the most weird things I ever experienced in my life. At the time, I was looking into Eastern Mysticism and Chinese Astrology and Palm Reading. His palm was identical to mine. THAT freaks me out to this day. I wonder if I could engage him now using subterfuge to trick him into confessing to some of his other nefarious activities… That would take some training…

  • James Long

    In the summer of 1978, in Tallahassee, Florida, I sincerely believe I met “William” as he referred to himself. We met at the Student Union a couple times where he tried to engage me in thinking that America was unjust. I told him that my Dad and many like him are honorable people… etc. I met him at “The Subway” restaurant on Tennessee Street and offered to buy him some Sicilian pizza which he declined; he ran off, screaming at me, “The Feds Are After Me!, The Feds Are After Me!”. As this guy ran off, I said, “What!?!?” and he turned and ran… That was the last time I saw him. It was one of the most weird things I ever experienced in my life. At the time, I was looking into Eastern Mysticism and Chinese Astrology and Palm Reading. His palm was identical to mine. THAT freaks me out to this day. I wonder if I could engage him now using subterfuge to trick him into confessing to some of his other nefarious activities… That would take some training…

  • James Long

    In the summer of 1978, in Tallahassee, Florida, I sincerely believe I met “William” as he referred to himself. We met at the Student Union a couple times where he tried to engage me in thinking that America was unjust. I told him that my Dad and many like him are honorable people… etc. I met him at “The Subway” restaurant on Tennessee Street and offered to buy him some Sicilian pizza which he declined; he ran off, screaming at me, “The Feds Are After Me!, The Feds Are After Me!”. As this guy ran off, I said, “What!?!?” and he turned and ran… That was the last time I saw him. It was one of the most weird things I ever experienced in my life. At the time, I was looking into Eastern Mysticism and Chinese Astrology and Palm Reading. His palm was identical to mine. THAT freaks me out to this day. I wonder if I could engage him now using subterfuge to trick him into confessing to some of his other nefarious activities… That would take some training…

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