Anthony Weiner’s Penis Announces 2016 Presidential Run
Not only has Weiner’s Penis shown it is after the youth vote, but the women’s vote as well.
“Whoever can secure the women’s vote in 2016 will ultimately end up winning the election. While, Weiner’s Weiner hasn’t made the best impression as of yet, he is aggressively pursuing the demographic, and I believe that women will notice and appreciate that a politician is finally reaching out to them”
While some critics have argued that Weiner’s Penis’ 2013 announcement to run in 2016 is premature, many pundits argue, “it is never too early to start getting your face out there”.
Despite the monumentous energy behind Weiner’s Penis’ campaign, some supporters fear Weiner’s Penis may have trouble reaching out to minority voters. Writer Patrick Kane notes, “there are already too many d**ks in Washington, DC”.
Many agree that the Penis’ lack of diversity may hinder his chances at getting his parties’ nomination.
Follow the author, Patrick Kane, at www.facebook.com/heroinpuppies or on Twitter @PatVKane
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Patrick is a political activist based out of Boulder Colorado. He is currently employed by several of Colorado’s preeminent think tanks and has worked in the liberty movement since he was fourteen. An aspiring writer, Patrick currently writes for Girls Just Want To Have Guns and Complete Colorado Page Two.
