Dear Black Thugs: You’re Making It Hard For White Devils to Believe You’re Innocent Children

According to the Media, President Obama and the slick-haired Al Sharpton, we white devils are supposed to feel very sorry for the plight of the black teen.

I believe Americans, by and large, do have sympathy for any person or group who’ve had life deal them a bad hand.

However, young black thugs, you’ve got to work with us a little bit because you’re kind of operating against the storyline the aforementioned are singing about y’all, and thus, making it difficult for us to soulfully commiserate.

Of what, pray tell, do I speak?

Well, homeslice, it goes something like this: For us to give a crap about your below-par existence we’d like to hear less and less about…

– Your ghastly grades in school

– Your ridiculous dropout rates

– Your colossal out of wedlock birthrates

– Your embracing of a musical culture that celebrates the shooting of cops and doing filthy, vile things to someone’s daughter

– Your love affair with drugs and alcohol

– Your #hatethem tweets aimed at white people

– Your flash mobbing and robbing places and people

– Your audacity to blame everybody and their dog for your odious behavior

– And your ginormous, misplaced racial chip on your shoulder

About the author: Doug Giles

Doug Giles is the Big Dawg at and the Co-Owner of The Safari Cigar Company. Follow him on Facebook and Twitter. And check out his NEW BOOK, Pussification: The Effeminization Of The American Male.

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