Who Cares About The Royal Family? (Seriously, a Monarchy in 2013?)

It is a well known fact that the royal family has no real power in England, so it boggles the mind even further that they should still exist, let alone in such shameful luxury. If the family even pretended to have some real role in England, I could understand the half baked argument for keeping them around. However, they serve no substantive role in the world. The Windsors bring no value to anyone, contribute nothing to mankind, and expect the adoration of millions, and a steady and hearty allowance from the stolen money of strangers. Were people with this work ethic born in another country, or to a less fortunate family, they would be living on the streets. The Windsors are nothing more than weak jawed swine bred from an incestuous swamp that somehow got their hands on a handsome stash of pearls. Their sole existence and purpose on Earth is to be gawked at by tourists, adored by sentimentalists, and make up the naive fantasies of little girls.

Freedom can not exist simultaneously with tyranny, and the sooner we all grow out of its childish prince and princess fantasies, the better off we will all be. I can only hope that England will catch up with the rest of developed nations by growing out of the idea of kings and queens. How the royal family has managed to outlive its medieval contemporaries like blood letting with leeches and alchemy, I can not say. I just lament that I will not likely live to see the richeous day where our rosy cheeked George’s grandchildren, or perhaps great grandchildren, are forced to earn a living through honest labor after mankind wakes up and scrapes the suckling parasitic jowls of monarchy off the face of the Earth and into societal obscurity forevermore.

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