MAN STUFF: The Unofficial Goldman Sachs Guide to being a Man

Screen Shot 2013-09-13 at 9.47.22 AM• Stop talking about where you went to college.

• Always carry cash.  Keep some in your front pocket.

• Rebel from business casual. Burn your khakis and wear a suit or jeans.

• It’s okay to trade the possibility of your 80s and 90s for more guaranteed fun in your 20s and 30s.

• The best public restrooms are in hotels: The St. Regis in New York, Claridge’s in London, The Fullerton in Singapore, to name a few.

• Never stay out after midnight three nights in a row … unless something really good comes up on the third night.

• You will regret your tattoos.

• Never date an ex of your friend.

• Join Twitter; become your own curator of information.

• If riding the bus doesn’t incentivize you to improve your station in life, nothing will.

• Time is too short to do your own laundry.

• When the bartender asks, you should already know what you want to drink.

• If you perspire, wear a damn undershirt.

• You don’t have to like baseball, but you should understand the concept of what a pitcher’s ERA means.  Approach life similarly.

• When people don’t invite you to a party, you really shouldn’t go.
 And sometimes even when you are invited, you shouldn’t go.

• People are tired of you being the funny, drunk guy.

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