OUCH: 8 Chain Restaurants and the Type of Girl You Take to Them

Chain restaurants are a large part of the American dining experience – and often when it comes to dating as well. But not all restaurants are suited for every type of woman.

Cheesecake Factory

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You’re here because your girl’s palate has evolved beyond the sophistication of a child’s and she’s into all types of food. She is a foodie in the truest sense, because she has no pretense about going to a good chain restaurant. And she also loves herself some cheesecake.

 

Red Lobster

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The kind of girl you bring here is either one that loves a great bargain or is in a landlocked state and this is the best seafood she gets anyway. Either way you’ll want to make the cheddar biscuits your best friend.

 

TGI Fridays

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They have a good bar with cheap, strong drinks, so you bring a lushy slushy chick who makes her love for drinking known to all. She proceeds to drink her dinner as you stare in awe.

 

White Castle

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This is where you take a woman that you secretly hate. You want her meal to taste like hot griddled fat and absolutely nothing else and you want her to pay for it dearly over the next few bowel movements. Good going, you’re an official certified a**hole.

Read more: Guyism.com

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