Pork on the Run? Muslims Versus Anything Piggy

Just in case you have been residing under a rock since 9-11, here is the low-down on the Muslim piggy problem. In Islam, pigs are considered off limits to the point of complete exclusion. If a self-righteous scruffy-beard-wearing Muslim could, the little piggy would be immediately annihilated from the face of the earth. Along with but not limited to: all Christians and church buildings, Jews and synagogues, the entire canine population and including all forms of western civilizations and lifestyles. Which are all considered as kaffir, in Islam kaffir is equal to really yucky.

The truly zealous Muslim will claim that even the mere suggestion of pork, such as children’s piggy banks, “The Three Little Pigs” story, ham in school cafeterias and pork items in fast food restaurants are so offensive that they often demand the items be removed so they don’t have to look at them. Many politically correct non-Muslims comply.” (See more Muslim absurdity @ BareNakedIslam.com)

The Council on American Islamic Relations, better known as CAIR, is always so outraged by our American lifestyle and our lack of conforming to their religious ways, also known as Sharia Law. Sharia Law for the Westerner is basically everything we like or love, Muslims hate, with a capital H. Imagine their reaction to the “Flying Pig Marathon” held in Cincinnati, Ohio.

CINCINNATI, OH (FOX19) reports:

There are plenty of marathons to run throughout the country, but few races are as unique as the Cincinnati Flying Pig Marathon. Just the name in itself, is interesting. In the 1800s, Cincinnati was a hub for commerce when riverboats plied the Ohio River. Pigs were brought in by boats and marched through the streets of Cincinnati to the processing plants. Hence the nickname, Porkopolis.

This city sounds like a Muslims’ nightmare! Burka wearing protesters would be sure to picket, carrying their usual slogan signs, “behead those who insult Islam”, blah blah blah.

Well, cheers to my favorite edible animal who has given us sane Americans so much yummy-ness to enjoy. From bbq’d or baked ribs, sausage in a plethora of flavors, pork roast, fried pork chops and gravy and my personal favorite, bacon!

I had a glimmer of paradise awhile back when in my local mart, I was picking up one of my husband’s favorite snack foods, beef jerky. I usually just grab it and go, but in turning I spotted pure goodness, golden shinning bags of bacon jerky! OMG, the skies opened! I didn’t know there was such a thing as bacon jerky.

I’m now more hooked on bacon than ever, if that’s possible. My favorite food item can now travel any and everywhere with me. I was even so inspired, that I bought a dehydrator to make my own bacon jerky, what a mess, forget it.

Hey, Muslims, don’t hate, I know you can’t help yourselves; but nevertheless you don’t know what you’re missing

Image: Courtesy of: http://flying-pig-marathon.wikispaces.com/
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About the author: ++++Allen

++++Allen is an old-enough-to-know-better, concerned American. Lover of God and Country, wife and mother of three grown twenty-something babies. Crusading the fight against "real" social injustice issues, and liberal idiots, anywhere I find it, and them. She's written a book available on amazon.com: The Underbelly of a Mega Church Image: Joan of Arc; Courtesy of: http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_of_Arc#mediaviewer/ Archivo:Portrait_jeanne_d%27arc.jpg

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