I guess that’s why they call it ‘tying the knot.’ Enjoy.
Just days after a sexually-frustrated husband shared a spreadsheet detailing his wife’s reasons for refusing him sex, a woman has done the same – and it’s ruthless.
A few months into her marriage, the unsatisfied wife began documenting the reasons her hubby gave when rejecting her advances.
On the night their divorce was finalized, she celebrated with 10 friends and shared with them her brutally honest sex diary.
A friend of the woman emailed the spreadsheet to Guyism senior editor, A Isaac. It has now gone viral.
‘He came home from playing basketball with his friends. He went to bed without taking a shower. I took a bath and masturbated,’ the sexually-frustrated woman wrote on day one.
On day four: ‘I wore a teddy to bed. He was snoring by 10 o’clock.’ On day nine, her drought was broken when he ‘went down on me’.
But she had to wait another 16 days for more action, and it only lasted for two minutes. ‘I finished myself off with the Magic Wand,’ she wrote.
Read more: Daily Mail