GOOD LAWD: Teacher Gets Arrested After Showing Up To School ‘Drunk and Wearing NO PANTS’

Here is a face-palm moment, if there ever was one. Who does something like this? This lady has got to have some serious issues to decide to show up drunk and half-naked instead of just calling out. Check it out…

A new teacher in Wagoner, Oklahoma, was arrested on her first day after she showed up at the school both drunk and without pants.

School officials called Wagoner police around 9 a.m. on Monday morning to report that Lorie Ann Hill, 49, smelled of alcohol and was also missing the lower half of her clothing.

She was discovered slumped over the desk by two teachers in an empty classroom she was claiming was her own, Fox 23 reports.

By the time police arrived, she was in the principal’s office, and someone had managed to find a pair of shorts for her to wear.

‘She was found in a room kind of disoriented,’ Police Chief Bob Haley told the Tulsa World. ‘By the time we got there she was in a room and wearing shorts.’

Read more: Daily Mail

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