Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Catch a tiger by the toe.
If he hollers, let him go…
Then grab his scrotum!
UFC fighter Luke Rockhold got in hot water recently for posting a picture of him cupping a tiger’s balls.
The fighter was visiting a Thailand tiger park last Tuesday when he took a tiger’s manhood into his hands for a picture. Luke posted the pic on social media and an onslaught of insults and complaints followed. Apparently seeing the error of his ways, Luke quickly posted an apology.
He tweeted, “For those of u who think it was disrespectful I’m sorry. Was so minor just joking around. I was way too scared and would never do anything harmful to any animal.”
You’re scared of a tiger so you yanked on his cub maker?
That doesn’t make sense.
Maybe it does to a fighter with a big cat fetish.
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