THE FIGHTING PREACHER: 10 Signs Your Church Is Officially Effeminate

10. The men’s bathroom has flowers and pastel colors.

9. The pastor preaches Oprah versus The Word of God.

8. The skinny jean worship pastor sings erotic songs about your relationship with God or other songs that don’t remotely sound like Old Rugged Cross or Onward Christian Soldier.

7. Sermon jokes resemble Married With Children (men are idiots and need women to keep them in line).

6. Love and acceptance of all lifestyles takes priority over truth.

5. Women are worshiped on Mothers Day and men are “encouraged” to get it together on Fathers Day.

4. Men are told to embrace their feminine side.

3. The work of the church is predominately done by women.

2. Pacifism is taught as truth instead of being taught as cowardice.

1. They won’t let you carry a concealed weapon.

John Renken

About the author, John Renken: A self proclaimed “scrapper” since childhood, John Renken grew up with a burning interest in physical challenges and a strong competitive spirit which has led him to develop quite an impressive reputation in the professional fighting community. Reaching the pinnacle of his career, Renken now has over 68 professional mixed martial arts and boxing matches under his belt and many first place titles spanning three different continents. A former Satanist, Renken’s life has taken many interesting twists and turns along the way to redemption. He now pastors a church called Freedom Church and writes about topics of interest in our country. View all articles by John Renken

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