PIERS MORGAN: Madonna Falling Off Stage Is God’s Way Of Saying You’re Too Old To Cavort Like A Hooker

Piers Morgan thinks the Lord is speaking loud and clear to Madonna after her fall at the BRIT Awards. Or maybe it could just be common sense.

Madonna had become almost a parody of herself. Suddenly all the compelling erotic, youthful freshness of that previous show had been displaced by cliché-d feminist claptrap. She had swapped natural brilliance for attention-seeking antics.

I’ve watched this undeniably supremely gifted woman descend into a pantomime freak, on and off stage.

As her music has got less popular – she’s recently been unofficially banned by Radio 1, Britain’s biggest station, for being ‘irrelevant’ – so her stunts have grown more grotesque, desperate and riddled with outrageous hypocrisy.

So when I saw her fall at the BRIT Awards, I’m not afraid to admit I chuckled fairly uncontrollably for nearly two hours.

Sometimes in life, the good Lord sends us a message.

Madonna, a fellow Catholic, got a very loud and firm one last night: keep the cape ON, the fishnet stockings OFF, and start to act your damn age.

If not for your kids, or once fervent fans like me, then for the sake of humanity.

Read more: Daily Mail

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