Secretary of Personality Kerry: Rushed Home After Breaking His Leg

What is it with these Democrats running the State Department? First there was Hillary who, on the eve of testifying before Congress about Benghazi, fell and bumped her head requiring weeks of recuperation. Now there is John Kerry who broke his leg in a bicycling accident requiring he leave Europe at once for Boston.

Good thing nothing much was going on in Europe. It’s not as if Iran was there to discuss their nuclear program…oh, wait.

Why does a broken leg necessitate a rush back to Boston, placing Iranian nuke talks on hold?

I thought America was the only industrialized nation in the world without an enlightened, state-run health care system. John Kerry himself advocated for European-style, so-called single payer health care. He couldn’t remain in Europe, receive single payer care there, and continue his work on the road? Or is single payer in his view “good for thee but not for me”?

Not to mention, his previous dealings with Iranian Foreign Minister Zarif have been uncomfortable. Zarif, at one point, was instructed by the Ayatollahs to try and not yell so much at the Secretary of Personality. Never before had an American Secretary of State been subjected to such verbal abuse. it’s evident the Iranians never saw Kerry as a tough negotiator. Watching him scurry back to Boston, they no doubt view him as a pushover.

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About the author: Andrew Allen

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Andrew Allen (@aandrewallen) grew up in the American southeast and for more than two decades has worked as an information technoloigies professional in various locations around the globe. A former far-left activist, Allen became a conservative in the late 1990s following a lengthy period spent questioning his own worldview. When not working IT-related issues or traveling, Andrew Allen spends his time discovering new ways to bring the pain by exposing the idiocy of liberals and their ideology.

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