JEB’S NOT A FAN: Of This Beverly Hillbillies Parody Song About Him

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As we watch Jeb’s campaign implode I thought I’d pen a little tune that summarizes my thoughts on his unraveling campaign.

My song’s to be sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies’ theme song. Enjoy and share it with Donald Trump.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jeb
A big gov-a-neer, who’s politically kept his family fed,
Then one day Rove started rootin’ for this dude,
And up via Florida come-a RINO crude.

Jeb that is, ‘stablishment gold, Amnesty tea.

Well the first thing you know ol’ Jeb’s wedged-up-our rear,
Spinfolk said, “Jeb, we’ll gitcha there”
Said, “Washington DC is the place you ought to be”
So they funded up the PACs and started looking at DC.

Swamps, that is. Big G’ment tools, movie stars.

(ENDING)
Well now its time to say good-bye to Jeb and all his kin.
And we would like to spank the folks fer tryin’ to toss him in.
You’re not invited back next ‘lection to the presidency
To have a heapin’ helpin’ of our country’s destiny.

Trump it is. Razin’ hell, with his boots on.

Don’t come back Jeb, y’hear?

© Copyright 2015. All rights reserved by Doug Giles.

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Doug Giles is the Big Dawg at ClashDaily.com and the Co-Owner of The Safari Cigar Company. Follow him on Facebook and Twitter. And check out his NEW BOOK, Pussification: The Effeminization Of The American Male.

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