HEY, JADA: Don’t Let PETA Know About Your Zebra Rug & Your Gemsbok Chandelier

My viral column pressed Jada out of her Hollywood haven yesterday to explain her elephant ivory to TMZ. She claims they’re made out of ‘resin.’

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To be certain, and to get PETA from potentially being on their back, I say The United States Fish & Wildlife Services should investigate whether or not the Smith’s committed a felony by violating The Lacy Act by owning illegal elephant ivory.

If the USFW clears the Smiths, and verify they have fake, cheap, faux-ivory, then PETA and their ilk will have to shut up. Maybe.

I think in order to truly get PETA from going bonkers against the Smiths then Will and Jada will also have to explain the zebra hide and the gemsbok horn and ostrich egg chandelier that they also have in their home.

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PETA will freak out over the zebra and gemsbok horned chandelier almost as much as they will if Will and Jada have real elephant ivory in their home.

SEE ALSO: DEAR JADA PINKETT-SMITH: Is That ILLEGAL ELEPHANT IVORY In Your House?

SEE ALSO: QUESTION: Do You Think Will Smith’s A Whiny B*tch For Boycotting The Oscars?

 

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