CONGRESSMAN(D) Caught Shopping For DILDOS – His Response Will Make You SHOUT, ‘Yeah, Right!’

Right up there in the believability index with “it’s not you it’s me” and “asking for a friend”…

Imagine how much press this would get if there was an “R” after his name. Dildo would be branded into his middle name.

But no. When an observant Floridian spotted their Democratic congressman shopping, they tweeted:

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Joe Garcia’s campaign answered right back. Yup! That was him!

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He’s just buying it as a gift.

Riiiiiight.

A gift.

Twitter weighed in:
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One observer doesn’t think it was a dildo after all…

Maybe it’s handcuffs.

Share if this would be a “big” story if he had an “R” after his name.

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