Forget TEMPERAMENT … Does Hillary Even Have the BRAIN To Be President?

Hillary Rodham Clinton has been in and around government for longer than some people have been living. How is it possible she didn’t understand that (C) appearing before a paragraph meant the paragraph in question was classified?

Her excuse, if we are to take her at face value, and let’s do since liberals want us to, reveals a shocking level of ignorance. She told the FBI she thought (C) referred to some sort of alphabetical sequencing.

If that was the case, did she ever wonder where (A), (B), (D), and so on were in the documents she read? That’s something an inquisitive person might ponder. Not Hillary. She doesn’t have an inquisitive mind – that’s what her excuse infers. Her intellect requires spoon-feeding.

To put this in context, there are millions of federal employees that have access to classified information. Many lack her educational background (some only have GEDs) and her years of experience in government (some were literally hired last week). But all of them know that when they see (C) that the information that follows is classified. But not Hillary. She is the lone, sole federal employee that didn’t know (C) meant something was classified.

Is the woman so blatantly stupid she can’t read and comprehend government documents? If so, what else is she too cognitively challenged to deal with if entrusted with the Presidency? If presented with the nuclear football after a 3 AM phone call, is she going to tell her aides “well, I don’t know how any of this works digitally” and then “at this point what difference does any of this make” as World War IV begins?

Dumb and Dumber wasn’t this dumb.

It gets better.

At least thirteen mobile devices are out there somewhere in the world with (C) marked paragraphs on them. That’s because Hillary Rodham Clinton’s head injury – the one we’re told we need not worry about because she’s fine and just ignore those videos where she experiences seizures in public – was so severe it rendered her unable to remember things in the short term. In effect, her short term memory was wiped clean, like with a cloth (or BleachBit), when it came to her ability to remember where she left her mobile device on at least thirteen separate occasions.

How long have you owned a mobile device?

How many mobile devices have you owned?

How many mobile devices have you had to replace on the spot because you misplaced one?

During a four-year period as Secretary of State, on average, she misplaced a mobile device once every three months. Because the device couldn’t be found anywhere, a staffer had to rush out and buy her a new one.

How many of these on the spot purchases occurred while Hillary Clinton was on the road logging the millions of miles we’re told proves she was a great Secretary of State – newsflash, Britney Spears logged a lot of miles on the road but that doesn’t put her up there with true talent like an Aretha Franklin or Tina Turner any more than it makes Hillary Clinton a John Foster Dulles, George Schultz, or George Marshall. There’s a reason Aretha got her R-E-S-P-E-C-T and Dulles an airport named in his honor; Hillary isn’t in their company.

There’s a funny thing that happens when a foreigner tries to buy a cellphone in a lot of places overseas*: the buyer must show the vendor his or her passport before the transaction can legally occur. Think about it:

Hillary is in Suckistan.

It’s 3 AM.

Hillary’s screeching in the hotel suite about how she can’t find her cell phone and Cheryl Mills just can’t take it anymore. So some lowly assistant draws the short straw and gets to go out into town at that boo dark hour and buy her a cell phone so Hillary will shut her pie-hole. Somewhere, there’s a store that will sell it to him – if he’ll provide his passport so a copy can be made that the store owner can drop off at the local Interior Ministry office when they open after morning prayers. In America the Interior Department runs parks and federal land. In places like Suckistan, the Interior Ministry is where the secret police and various domestic intelligence entities operate from.

Imagine the thrill that runs up some Interior Ministry functionary’s leg when he finds in his inbox hard copy proof that a member of the Hillary Clinton delegation bought a cell phone in Suckistan. Chances are that phone’s operating parameters – phone number and all the rest – were also provided by the vendor to the Interior Ministry. Since that phone will operate on Suckistani cellular networks, Suckistan’s intelligence services have all they need to monitor every phone call or text message Hillary Clinton engaged in. And they can pass what they found on to their counterparts in whatever other country Hillary travels to without the Clinton delegation being aware at all.
It’s at this point naysayers will reflect upon the above and claim it’s right-wing conspiratorial hysterics. But it isn’t. The above merely takes Hillary’s own FBI testimony and pays it forward into its real world implications. I’m not saying Hillary was too dumb to know (C) meant classified, she said that. I’m not saying her cell phones could have been lost, she said she lost them at least thirteen times and considering how flexible her relationship is with the truth, chances are thirteen is well shy of the actual number. I’m not saying her mobile devices were compromised by foreign intelligence services, that was Obama’s FBI Director James Comey’s determination.

And this is the genius that may become our next President. God help us all.

* Yours truly has extensive experience living and working abroad in places like: Algeria, Spain, Portugal, Germany, Italy, Greece, Turkey, Romania, Egypt, Iraq, Kuwait, Djibouti, United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, Singapore, Malaysia, Hong Kong, Philippines, South Korea, Thailand, Japan, Mexico, and French Polynesia (Tahiti; believe it or not was for work not pleasure although the latter was had too).

photo credit: Hillary Clinton via photopin (license) Gage Skidmore

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About the author: Andrew Allen

Andrew Allen

Andrew Allen (@aandrewallen) grew up in the American southeast and for more than two decades has worked as an information technoloigies professional in various locations around the globe. A former far-left activist, Allen became a conservative in the late 1990s following a lengthy period spent questioning his own worldview. When not working IT-related issues or traveling, Andrew Allen spends his time discovering new ways to bring the pain by exposing the idiocy of liberals and their ideology.

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