PUSSIFICATION: Inside The World Of ADULT Breastfeeding (This Is NOT Satire!)

Before you read this, put down your coffee, and have money for your swear jar handy. You’re gonna need it.

The article began with a shocking headline:
This Woman Quit Her Job To Breastfeed Her ADULT Boyfriend Full-Time


Jennifer, (pictured with her boyfriend) after ‘reading about the pure joy it brought others’, joined a rather unusual club.

She has recently become part of an ABR — that is, an “Adult Breastfeeding Relationship,” and she quit her job as a bartender to stay at home full-time to breastfeed her adult male partner.

…”When I read about the bond breastfeeding could create between two people, I was envious,” she told The Sun. “I have always enjoyed my breasts being touched during sex more than anything else, so I knew I would enjoy it.”

Adult breastfeeding, or “erotic lactation” may seem like a new phenomenon, but it’s anything but. As far back as the Renaissance period, people have been practicing this, prescribing mother’s milk to aged, frail men in order to get the health benefits of vitamins and nutrients they believed only breastfeeding would provide.

The result? A bunch of sexually frustrated scholarly old men finding young, nubile wet nurses to drink from.

..Though breastfeeding seems like a fairly passive act, the truth is that it requires a lot of work to begin pumping milk, especially since Mulford gave birth to her child nearly 20 years prior. It requires the same schedule she would need for an infant, which means breastfeeding her partner every two hours to help her milk come in. This is why she “took a break” from her job as a bartender, and plans to stay at home and nurse Leeson full-time.

The deed may even necessitate the use of herbs and vitamins to encourage the milk flow, and will need to be continued for the length of the relationship in order to keep production up. She has altered her diet to include supplements and natural foods to encourage her body.

Leeson, a self-described “gym buff,” was excited to see the possible health benefits of drinking breast milk with his workouts. He has expressed happiness at feeling that he’s living a healthy lifestyle with the ABR alongside his workout routine.

“It’s a bond that no one can come between,” Mulford said. They keep their schedule up with pumping and feeding, even at night. She hopes that her milk will come within two months of dedicated work.

This couple is not unique:

..For many, there is a sexual aspect to the nursing part of their relationship, but Adult Nursing Relationships (ANRs) are not strictly sexual. On the social media site FetLife, which serves people interested in BDSM and kink, a few thousand users discuss how they simply enjoy the act of suckling or exchanging milk while cuddling or watching TV on some nights, while on other nights the milk exchange may be part of their foreplay or sex itself. The dynamics of these relationships can be incredibly varied, and they are not limited to heterosexual pairings – there are many women who enjoy the act of suckling a partner, too.
Rolling Stone

Apparently, ‘weaning’ is no longer a life goal for these people. Seriously?

The ‘growing up’ goalposts keep moving further and further back. In other words, we are becoming pussies. But all is not lost!

ClashDaily.com’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles addresses our nation’s abysmal Pussification in his NEW book …

PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles

PUSS-I-FI-CA-TION*: The act, or process, of a man being shamed, taught, led, pastored, drugged or otherwise coerced or cajoled into throwing out his brain, handing over his balls and formally abandoning the rarefied air of the testosterone-leader-fog that God and nature hardwired him to dwell in, and instead become a weak, effeminate, mangina-sporting, shriveled up little pussy.

* From The Doug Giles 2016 Dictionary of Grow the Hell Up, You Pussy!

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.

That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.

In PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Pussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’

“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a pussy generation.” – Clint Eastwood

Chapters include:

– Four Signs You’ve Been Pussified

– Bullies Love, And I Mean LOVE, Pussies (especially Big Government goons and Islamic radicals!)

– Dear Christian: You Might be a Pussy … but Jesus Ain’t

– Business Owners Should Avoid Pussies Like the Plague

– Real Women Hate Pussies

– How Parents Can Avoid Raising a Pussy

– Four ‘MUSTS’ For Males To Move From Pussville To Mantown

This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.

It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.

Buy Now: PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male

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