QUESTION: Do You Think OBAMA Could Kick PUTIN’S Ass?

Obama’s got his best death stare reserved for Putin. No really. That’s his best one. Try not to laugh.

obama putin

Obama’s not exactly the ‘speak softly and carry a big stick’ kind of a guy. We’re not even sure he’s got a stick at all. Pen and a phone, sure. Imaginary, unenforceable Red lines, absolutely. But ‘big stick?’ Not so much.

But if Obama wound up toe-to-toe with Putin what would the outcome be?

Obama would probably want to avoid anything with grappling:

How about them trading punches?

Screen Shot 2016-09-05 at 9.52.10 AM

Eh… maybe not. Some other competition then? Sports? Perhaps they could shoot hoops?

Actually, if the public saw the bricks the ‘first black President’ throws, they might politely ask him to claim his mom’s heritage.

Cycling isn’t an option either:

Screen Shot 2016-09-05 at 10.05.30 AM

What’s left? Dance off?

obama dance

putin dance

Ok. Not that. And let’s not even TALK about shooting.

Really the only thing we can think of that he’d have any shot at beating Putin in? Golf.

So … stare him down all you like. He’s probably not changing his Syria policy to suit you.

Have you tried drawing a red line?

If Obama were more of a man and less of a Pussy, he’d be able to stand up to Putin.

If this book had been available before Obama took office, it would’ve helped him.

It’s too late for Barry, but not too late for you!’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles addresses our nation’s abysmal Pussification in his NEW book …

PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles

PUSS-I-FI-CA-TION*: The act, or process, of a man being shamed, taught, led, pastored, drugged or otherwise coerced or cajoled into throwing out his brain, handing over his balls and formally abandoning the rarefied air of the testosterone-leader-fog that God and nature hardwired him to dwell in, and instead become a weak, effeminate, mangina-sporting, shriveled up little pussy.

* From The Doug Giles 2016 Dictionary of Grow the Hell Up, You Pussy!

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog,, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.

That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.

In PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Pussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’

“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a pussy generation.” – Clint Eastwood

Chapters include:

– Four Signs You’ve Been Pussified

– Bullies Love, And I Mean LOVE, Pussies (especially Big Government goons and Islamic radicals!)

– Dear Christian: You Might be a Pussy … but Jesus Ain’t

– Business Owners Should Avoid Pussies Like the Plague

– Real Women Hate Pussies

– How Parents Can Avoid Raising a Pussy

– Four ‘MUSTS’ For Males To Move From Pussville To Mantown

This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.

It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.

Buy Now: PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male

Screen Shot 2016-08-27 at 8.24.46 AM

Share if Obama is a tragic embarrassment to the entire nation.

Like Clash? Like Clash.

Leave a comment
Trending Now on Clash Daily