This politician’s SIGNED DOCTOR’S NOTE is Ripping Up The Internet right now! It’s not hard to guess why!
Ever go to the doctor and get good medical advice you weren’t thrilled to hear?
Lay off the salt, or drop a few pounds, get more sleep or take it easy?
You are looking at the leading candidate for Best Medical Note IN HISTORY.
This is to certify that the post-accident convalescence of Winston S. Churchill necessitates the use of alcoholic spirits, especially at meal times.
The quantity is naturally indefinite, but the minimum requirements would be 250 cubic centimeters.
Signed, Otto C. Pickhardt, M.D.