That hijab holds more stuff than a clown car. It just goes on and on… Jimmy Hoffa might be in there!
Was that culturally insensitive?
Whatever… you NEED to see this!
The Hijab, it’s not just for modesty anymore!
You can use it as a spare purse.
You can even use it for shoplifting!
Remember, stealing from ‘white devils’ isn’t stealing in the sight of Allah.
(Ok, so that was culturally insensitive…)