’s ‘P*SSY OF THE WEEK’ Award Goes To: Hillary Rodham Clinton (Here’s WHY!) feels it’s our duty to point out who’s perfected being a pussy in our United States of Pussification in order to dissuade the American collective, through shame, of ever going down a similar, ignoble, path.

This week we have given it to none other than The Hildebeest herself.

Here’s why we chose Hillary.

One major trait of someone who has been pussified is that the pussy takes zero responsibility for all the hell they’ve spawned in their life or in the lives of others.

And that’s Hillary in a nutshell. She’s a blame shifter and blameshifting is a major mark of a pussy.

If you think I’m full of bollocks, just ask Hillary. She’ll tell you it nothing is her fault and she’ll blame whatever on an unwatched YouTube video… or poor communication… or low blood sugar… or global warming… or the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. That’s it! The Conservatives made her not send military support for Stevens and his crew when they begged #CrookedHillary to launch sorties on their behalf.

In addition, when she’s got red-handed influence peddling via The Clinton Foundation and/or lying to Congress, The FBI and the American people about EmailGate… well, that’s not her fault either. Sometimes she just ‘short circuits’ and we must cease to be so judgmental of the Hildebeest and just get over her SNAFUS.

There… see how easy that was for Hillary?

The buck never stops with Hillary, she takes responsibility for nada, and for that we crown her Pussy Of The Week at!

For those of you who NEVER want to win this award, keep reading!’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles addresses our nation’s abysmal Pussification in his NEW book …

PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles

PUSS-I-FI-CA-TION*: The act, or process, of a man being shamed, taught, led, pastored, drugged or otherwise coerced or cajoled into throwing out his brain, handing over his balls and formally abandoning the rarefied air of the testosterone-leader-fog that God and nature hardwired him to dwell in, and instead become a weak, effeminate, mangina-sporting, shriveled up little pussy.

* From The Doug Giles 2016 Dictionary of Grow the Hell Up, You Pussy!

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog,, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.

That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.

In PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Pussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’

“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a pussy generation.” – Clint Eastwood

Chapters include:

– Four Signs You’ve Been Pussified

– Bullies Love, And I Mean LOVE, Pussies (especially Big Government goons and Islamic radicals!)

– Dear Christian: You Might be a Pussy … but Jesus Ain’t

– Business Owners Should Avoid Pussies Like the Plague

– Real Women Hate Pussies

– How Parents Can Avoid Raising a Pussy

– Four ‘MUSTS’ For Males To Move From Pussville To Mantown

This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.

It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.

Buy Now: PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male

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About the author: Doug Giles

Doug Giles is the Big Dawg at and the Co-Owner of The Safari Cigar Company. Follow him on Facebook and Twitter. And check out his NEW BOOK, Pussification: The Effeminization Of The American Male.

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