DEAR KIDS: The Obamas Say, ‘Trump’s Words Are BAD – Giant Black DILDOS Are Good!’

‘Fighting Absurdity with Absurdity’ is the motto of the anti-campus carry ‘Cocks not Glocks’ movement. It could also be the motto of the current President and the First Lady. [LANGUAGE WARNING]

Barry’s cool with big dildos. After all, he’s fine flaunting his own junk.

Today is the one year anniversary of the absurd “Cocks Not Glocks” movement, which encourages students on college campuses to clip giant sex toys onto their backpacks to show their disapproval for campus carry.

In honor of this “organization’s” anniversary, let’s take a minute to look at the irony behind their fame.

Presidential Candidate Donald Trump was recently dissed by the mainstream media, liberals and members of his own political party for talking about “grabbing a woman by the p*ssy.” His comments were deemed vulgar and crude, and rightfully so.

But the radical anti-gun left is praising this group of students for walking around their college campus with sex toys to protest guns. They’re receiving so much praise that they were invited to the White House.
Read more: Bearing Arms

The White House has given kudos to the group:

So, giant dildos to protest campus carry.

With the increase in sexual assaults taking place on college campuses, you’d think women would support campus carry. A giant, black dildo isn’t going to do much as a means of self-defense. (And since they’re free, the quality may be ‘questionable’.)

But that’s not offensive! Private comments from 11 years ago are.

Does anyone else find it rich that President and First Lady ‘Hip Hop’ are offended by Trump’s ‘locker room talk’?

Michelle said so in an emotional speech while stumping for Hillary.

Michelle Obama tugged at female voters’ emotions in a speech today from Manchester, New Hampshire, by expressing how deeply upset she was by Republican nominee Donald Trump.

‘Last week we saw this candidate actually bragging about sexually assaulting women,’ the first lady said. ‘And I have to tell you, I can’t stop thinking about this.’

‘It has shaken me to my core in a way that I could not have predicted,’ she said.

… ‘So as much as I’d like to pretend that this isn’t happening and to come out here and do my normal campaign speech, it would be dishonest and disingenuous of me to just move on to the next thing like this was all just a bad dream,’ Obama said…

…’It’s like that the sick, sick feeling you get when you’re walking down the street, minding your own business and some guy [spews] out some vulgar words about your body,’ Obama said.
Read more: Daily Mail

(FYI: The White House has not-so-subtly warned Trump not to react.)



Shaken to her core?

She’s just so shocked, she may faint!


Oh, wait, it’s Michelle.


It’s really hard to believe the Obamas could be buddies with Jay-Z and Beyonce and be offended by the Trump tape.

Beyonce is a ‘role model’ for the Obama girls:



Not just the booty-shakin’, though. You can also tell from her lyrics.

From ‘Don’t Hurt Yourself’:

Who the fuck do you think I is?
You ain’t married to no average bitch boy
You can watch my fat ass twist boy
As I bounce to the next dick boy
And keep your money, I got my own

And her creepy song ‘Apathy’ where she speaks as a cheating man:

Here lies the mother of my children, both living and dead
Rest in peace my true love who I took for granted
The most bomb pussy who because of me sleep evaded

Jay-Z always shows respect for women’s intellect:

From ’99 Problems’:

Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no God Damn sense, try and push me

Michelle wasn’t ‘shaken to her core’ by this:

From ‘Bitches & Sisters’:

So just, take off your shirt, don’t hit me with that church shit
(Bitch) I got a sister who schooled me to shit you chickens do
Tricking fools, got a whole Robin Givens crew that I kick it to
They be hipping dudes, how you chickens move, I be listening to
(Bitch) (Bitch) (Bitch)
Don’t make me say it thrice, you acting all up tight
Also diddy like, like
You ain’t a (Bitch), You ain’t no better cuz you don’t be fucking rappers
You only fuck with actors, you still getting fucked backwards
(Bitch) Unless you fucked a dude on his own merit
And not the way he dribbles or ball or draw leverage
You’re a (Bitch), No ma, you’re a (Bitch)

(Let’s describe a certain female)
(Let’s describe a certain female)
(Let’s describe a certain female)

Say Jay-Z, why you gotta go and disrespect the women for? Uh

(Bitch) Sisters get respect, bitches get what they deserve
SIsters work hard, bitches work your nerves
Sisters hold you down, bitches hold you up
Sisters help you progress, bitches will slow you up
Sisters cook up a meal, play their role with the kids
Bitches in street with their nose in your biz
Sisters tell the truth, bitches tell lies
Sisters drive cars, bitches wanna ride
Sisters give-up the ass, bitches give-up the ass
Sisters do it slow, bitches do it fast

Michelle dared to say that what Trump said is ‘predatory behavoir’ and ‘sexual assault’. What’s this, then?

From ‘Big Pimpin’:

You know I – thug em, fuck em, love em, leave em
Cause I don’t fuckin need em
Take em out the hood, keep em lookin good
But I don’t fuckin feed em
First time they fuss I’m breezin
Talkin bout, “What’s the reasons?”
I’m a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch

(Emphasis added)

Sounds like Jay-Z is claiming to be a pimp. Isn’t that illegal?

Aaand the likelihood of calling out Jay-Z for his ‘pimp’ lyrics? Nil.

But, Michelle, human trafficking is a real issue!

Are you encouraging the revictimization of women caught in the loop of prostitution against their will by bringing Jay-Z to the White House?

Of course, you are!

If Trump’s words ‘shake you to your core’, so should Jay-Z’s lyrics.

Share if you think the ‘outrage’ by the Obamas at Trump’s words is absurd and nothing more than ramped up rhetoric to get Hillary elected

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