Dear Parents: If you want your son to be turned into a prancing dandy who despises his masculinity and suppresses the testosterone fog that God and nature hardwired him to dwell in, then send him to Duke University.
‘The Duke Men’s Project’, which should be renamed ‘The Duke Make Men Pussies Project’, was launched this month.
Guess who’s hosting it?
Well, if you guess the campus’ Women’s Center then pat yourself on the back because you guessed right.
What could go wrong, eh?
In this 10 week festival fueled by misandry, ‘male-identified’ students will be shamed away from supposed male privileges, patriarchy and the language of dominance.’
In other words, they will be re-educated to become little tinkerpots with a penis. Just the sort of fair cupcakes that Hillary, gnarly feminists, and radical Islam would love for males to morph into because they’re so easy to control.
Here it is straight from the morons’ mouths
Dipro Bhowmik, who sits on the leadership team, recently said the goal of the Duke Men’s Project is for male students to “critique and analyze their own masculinity and toxic masculinities to create healthier ones.”
Alex Bressler, another junior on the leadership team, said the program would help men “proactively deconstruct our masculinity.”
This rank experiment in effeminization is patterned off of a similar goofy idea via the University of North Carolina Chapel Hill, where the poor dupes were shamed into contemplating ‘how masculinity plays a harmful influence in lives.’
Can you say, ‘Pussies Galore?’
Check out UNC’s promo video here
Finally, in contrast to this emasculated lame-ass mess, I offer my latest book, PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male. Which, by the way, hit #1 on Amazon.com in ‘Gender Studies’. That’s an accolade I take great delight in.
In my book, I skewer the man-haters and man-shamers and show that masculinity is good and is necessary for the human collective to clip along nicely no matter what the lardy hagfish misandrists say.
Indeed, little snowflakes, nature hard-wired men to be providers, protectors, hunters and heroes and to deny that is to deny nature.
Matter of fact, I wrote a song to go along with my best-selling tome title, ‘Mammas Don’t Let Your Cowboys Grow Up To Be Pussies!’
For $15 my book will put your twentysomething son on the pathway out of Pussville and into the rarefied air of Mantown and you’ll thank me later.
Or, dear parent, you can pay tens-of-thousands of dollars and have the dipsticks at Duke make him into a cute little snowflake that no woman, business owner or enemy will ever respect.
PS. I wonder if they’ll invite me over to debate their sassy lads? That would be fun, eh?