Todd Orr: Recent graduate — ‘School of hard knocks’. Do NOT try this at home.
You may have come across this meme before:
This poor SOB came pretty close.
He was hiking near Ennis, Montana when he spotted the grizzly bear and her cubs on the trail in an open meadow.
Orr had been careful to holler ‘Hey bear’ every 30 seconds to signal himself and avoid surprising any bears. But the mother bear charged him anyway. (continued)
…He tried to yell at her, hoping she would realize he was a human and would turn back. He attempted to repel her with bear spray, in vain.
Orr ended up with his face in the dirt and wrapped his arms around his neck, trying to protect himself.
‘She was on top of me biting my arms, shoulders and backpack. The force of each bite was like a sledge hammer with teeth,’ Orr wrote in his post .
‘She would stop for a few seconds and then bite again. Over and over. After a couple minutes, but what seemed an eternity, she disappeared.’
[he limped off, seeking help. She found him again]
…’One bite on my forearm went through to the bone and I heard a crunch. My hand instantly went numb and wrist and fingers were limp and unusable,’ he wrote.
‘The sudden pain made me flinch and gasp for breath. The sound triggered a frenzy of bites to my shoulder and upper back.’
Orr stayed silent whole the bear continued biting him. He felt a gash open above his ear and blood trickling onto his face and eyes.
[he played dead. She wandered off.]
He tried to grab his pistol in case the bear was still nearby but he couldn’t see due to the blood in his eyes.
But he couldn’t find the pistol and realized the gun had landed five feet from him during the attack.
What is the difference between THIS ending:
And THIS ending?
It’s this easy:
If you HAVE a gun when you are being attacked by a bear — which he did — don’t choose the spray.
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PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles
PUSS-I-FI-CA-TION*: The act, or process, of a man being shamed, taught, led, pastored, drugged or otherwise coerced or cajoled into throwing out his brain, handing over his balls and formally abandoning the rarefied air of the testosterone-leader-fog that God and nature hardwired him to dwell in, and instead become a weak, effeminate, mangina-sporting, shriveled up little pussy.
* From The Doug Giles 2016 Dictionary of Grow the Hell Up, You Pussy!
Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.
That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.
In PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Pussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’
“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a pussy generation.” – Clint Eastwood
– Four Signs You’ve Been Pussified
– Bullies Love, And I Mean LOVE, Pussies (especially Big Government goons and Islamic radicals!)
– Dear Christian: You Might be a Pussy … but Jesus Ain’t
– Business Owners Should Avoid Pussies Like the Plague
– Real Women Hate Pussies
– How Parents Can Avoid Raising a Pussy
– Four ‘MUSTS’ For Males To Move From Pussville To Mantown
This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.
It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.