BREAKING: Liberal Snowflakes Awarded ‘PUSSY Of The Year’ By ClashDaily.com

Poor little Liberal snowflakes are sad and dejected because Hillary didn’t get elected.

I, too, was once like you … woebegone and forlorn.

It was way back in 2012 when Obama got re-elected by you, little snowflakes.

Herein, however, is where we differ, little snowflakes.

When Obama was re-elected:

1. I didn’t vandalize my hometown.

2. I didn’t pull my pants down in public and shit on a picture of Obama.

3. I didn’t skip class, or my midterms, or go to a ‘Primal Scream’ meeting to have a good cry.

No, instead, little snowflakes, I went to work.

‘What’s work?’ you ask.

Well, little snowflakes, it’s where you provide goods, services and/or merchandise for others and they give you their money in exchange.

You should google it between your masturbation sessions. It is quite amazing.

Yes, four years ago, when I was crestfallen and doleful over Obama beating Romney, I didn’t roam the streets with other sad snowflakes looking for Don Lemon’s camera to shout invectives into.

Indeed, little snowflakes, instead of staying pouty, I built a massive news site called ClashDaily.com and we have since won many trophies for our hard work.

What’s that you say, little snowflakes?

You have never won a trophy? And the only award you have been given was a Participation Trophy?

That’s sad and unfair, little snowflakes.

I think you should be awarded a trophy because you do excel at one thing, little snowflakes.

Yes, little snowflakes, you deserve an award.

My website would like to award you, little snowflakes, with the ‘Pussy Of The Year Award’!

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No one, and I mean no one has shown themselves more of a whiny, little squealy-ass pussy than you, little snowflakes.

Take pride. You’re the best there is at being a pussy.

Oh, one more thing. In the event that you wish to stop being the Queen of Little Bitch Mountain, I wrote the perfect book for you, little snowflakes.
ClashDaily.com’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles addresses our nation’s abysmal Pussification in his NEW book …

PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles

PUSS-I-FI-CA-TION*: The act, or process, of a man being shamed, taught, led, pastored, drugged or otherwise coerced or cajoled into throwing out his brain, handing over his balls and formally abandoning the rarefied air of the testosterone-leader-fog that God and nature hardwired him to dwell in, and instead become a weak, effeminate, mangina-sporting, shriveled up little pussy.

* From The Doug Giles 2016 Dictionary of Grow the Hell Up, You Pussy!

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.

That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.

In PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Pussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’

“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a pussy generation.” – Clint Eastwood

Chapters include:

– Four Signs You’ve Been Pussified

– Bullies Love, And I Mean LOVE, Pussies (especially Big Government goons and Islamic radicals!)

– Dear Christian: You Might be a Pussy … but Jesus Ain’t

– Business Owners Should Avoid Pussies Like the Plague

– Real Women Hate Pussies

– How Parents Can Avoid Raising a Pussy

– Four ‘MUSTS’ For Males To Move From Pussville To Mantown

This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.

It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.

Buy Now: PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male

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About the author: Doug Giles

Doug Giles is the Big Dawg at ClashDaily.com and the Co-Owner of The Safari Cigar Company. Follow him on Facebook and Twitter. And check out his NEW BOOK, Pussification: The Effeminization Of The American Male.

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