Are those celebrities still here? They should take THIS plane to Canada.
All those crybaby celebs that promised us they would head to the ‘Great White North’ haven’t left yet!
Remember, Trump had said he’d be doing a ‘great service’ to the country if these whiny celebrities left:
A video posted about a ‘Trump Pilot’ flying the sad celebs to Canada is going viral.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking, welcome aboard Trump Flight 1600 with nonstop service to Canada.
We’d like to welcome all of our celebrity defectors, and we’ll get you out of America just as soon as the tower clears us for takeoff.
Once we reach our cruising altitude, flight attendants will pass through the cabin collecting your U.S. citizenship renunciation forms and serving complimentary beverages and disposable crying towels.
Once we reach the drop zone, you’ll be guided to the exit ramp at the rear of the plane where you’ll take a crash course on parachute folding and be jettisoned shortly thereafter. We’d like to thank you for choosing Trump Airlines and hope you have a soft landing. Buh-bye.