Or… maybe you COULD just rent a moving truck?
Two days after Donald Trump was elected president of the United States, two Portlanders have submitted a petition for a 2018 ballot initiative to have Oregon secede from the United States.
“Oregonian values are no longer the values held by the rest of the United States,” Trejbal said over the phone Thursday.
Those values? “Life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness,” Trejbal said, “plus equality.”
“Obviously,” he said, the ballot proposal “came about partially in response to the election results on Tuesday.” —Oregon Live
That comes on top of a similar response in California to the election of Donald Trump.
What prissy little brats these ‘progressives’ can be.
The are willing — without hesitation — to POUND their agenda down the throat of the Rest of America whenever their side gets in power.
So ready in fact, that opposition to their ideas can cost you your job. (Remember Firefox’s CEO? He was ‘outed’ for making a private donation to a political cause.) Or your business. (see bakery lawsuits.)
But let the OTHER side win an election and they’re crying like toddlers, wanting to take their toys and go home.
There’s one problem with that. A few Leftists Didn’t BUILD the whole damned State they live in. And — much to their surprise — they are NOT a monolithic voice in their state.
So what’s their Grand Plan, exactly?
Would they, in turn, allow the rural parts of their states to secede from Oregon and California, to rejoin America? If not, why not?
Maybe CONSERVATIVES in THOSE states would want to separate themselves from the urban crime centers. From financial sinkholes well on their way to becoming the next Detroit.
You think divorce is complicated? Just WAIT until you start asking who gets custody of the mines, the airports and the heavy industry!
Who’s gonna print more money for you when you run out, you short-sighted bastards.
Canada’s already walked this road. Even the separatists pulled back from that precipice.
Just do yourselves and everyone else a favor. Get yourself a globe. Spin it. Throw a dart.
If it lands anywhere other than USA. Move there.
And if it lands on an ocean? Move there anyway. Bloody Pussies. You lost. Quit crying. Get over it.
Take two of these, and call us if you become an adult.
(That was ‘IF’.)
ClashDaily.com’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles addresses our nation’s abysmal Pussification in his NEW book …
PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles
PUSS-I-FI-CA-TION*: The act, or process, of a man being shamed, taught, led, pastored, drugged or otherwise coerced or cajoled into throwing out his brain, handing over his balls and formally abandoning the rarefied air of the testosterone-leader-fog that God and nature hardwired him to dwell in, and instead become a weak, effeminate, mangina-sporting, shriveled up little pussy.
* From The Doug Giles 2016 Dictionary of Grow the Hell Up, You Pussy!
Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.
That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.
In PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Pussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’
“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a pussy generation.” – Clint Eastwood
– Four Signs You’ve Been Pussified
– Bullies Love, And I Mean LOVE, Pussies (especially Big Government goons and Islamic radicals!)
– Dear Christian: You Might be a Pussy … but Jesus Ain’t
– Business Owners Should Avoid Pussies Like the Plague
– Real Women Hate Pussies
– How Parents Can Avoid Raising a Pussy
– Four ‘MUSTS’ For Males To Move From Pussville To Mantown
This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.
It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.