‘SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP’ BILL: Two IOWA State Reps. Response To The Leftist, Weak-Kneed Hysteria

In case you missed it…Donald Trump just staged the biggest upset in the history of elections! Well, at least in our lifetime. Only his die-hard followers believed he would prevail come election night. Many speculated at the size of his hands…I mean rallies, and wondered what was going on. Could he win it?

No one knew what would happen. Most believed the corrupt Clinton Cartel would prevail hoisting an aged and angry Hillary to her rightful throne in the White House. Vagina and glass ceilings, right?

Donald Trump took a massive sledgehammer to all of that and hit it out of the park like Kyle Schwarber feeling his oats! Ka-Boom! Cubs win the World Series and HRC gets decimated! There is a God! Can you hear me now? …the map bleeds red. Trump obliterated Hillary.

Pick up your jaw. Here’s where it gets ugly. Really ugly.

Conservatives were stunned and excited. Who knows what the heck Trump will do, but it must be better than the swamp of corruption and socialism guaranteed by Team Clinton.

Liberals on the other hand…didn’t see this coming…at all. Not even a little bit. They had never entertained the idea Trump might win. Seriously, this came out of left field and hit them right in the gut! And hard. They are down for the count and tapping out.

As if you haven’t noticed, liberals are losing their collective sh*t in a big way. Weeping. Mourning. Marching. Facebook Ranting. It’s dark times if you’re a liberal. Move to Canada, it’s over.

Things are so bad in fact, that many colleges have set up counseling for depressed students. Some professors have cancelled exams, classes, and basically any kind of teaching. Seriously, how is a twenty-something Millennial supposed to focus on classes when the entire democracy is crumbling? (Don’t tell them it’s a Republic) #commoncore

In my home town of Iowa City, Iowa, some High School idiots…I mean America’s best and brightest, actually marched onto Interstate 80 and stopped traffic Friday night in protest of Donald Trump legitimately kicking Hillary’s @ss. No word on if any of the little whiners got smacked by an 18-wheeler!

Sorry, punks…Bernie sold you down the river and you’ll have to wait to fully implement your socialist dreams, because one pissed off Ginger is taking over. Trump has promised to drain the swamp. Will he? Who knows…but it is bound to be more fun than watching Hillary pack the Supreme Court with liberals.

Back to Iowa…some call it heaven. Others…flyover country. It’s my home. I’ve lived in Iowa my whole life and what I am about to tell you makes me proud of my state and two of our amazing Legislators.

In response to all this wailing and gnashing of teeth a couple of Iowa State Representatives have decided to lay down the law. Oh yeah…in a big way. They are calling it the…Suck it up Buttercup Bill!

Could it get any better?

Seriously take the time (1:12) to Click here and listen to State Representative, Bobby Kaufman explain how it works on the WHO Radio hosted by Simon Conway. He’s not having any “Cry Zones”. He’s partnered another State Rep. Megan Jones and they are planning to penalize State Universities THREE times the amount they waste by pandering to the weak-kneed psychosis that is our youth in America.

This is real. My daughter is a Freshman at the University of Northern Iowa. After the election of our fair-haired wrecking ball…she had a kid in one of her classes skip out entirely. Supposedly, the thought of being around anyone who may have voted for Trump was too much for him to handle. That kind of sad behavior is taking place all over the country.

Apparently, America’s youth never realized you don’t win every time. Participation trophies don’t happen in real life. Better luck next time sparky. I for one, am glad to see people like Representatives Bobby Kaufman and Megan Jones launching this type of push back.

Did you get a safe space at work after Romney got defeated? Did you march in the streets or shut down a highway when Obama won? NO! Of course, not, because you have a brain.

I vote HELL YES to the Suck It Up Buttercup Bill!

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About the author: S.C. Sherman

S.C. Sherman grew up a farm kid in rural Iowa. He graduated from the University of Iowa with a degree in Communications Studies. Steve is a business owner, and recently ran for Iowa State House of Representatives.. S.C. enjoys political commentary and great stories. He has written three fiction novels found at scsherman.com. He currently lives with his wife and four children in North Liberty, Iowa.

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