DEAR AMERICA: What’s A FITTING Statue To MEMORIALIZE Obama?

Consider yourselves nominated to our ‘Blue-Ribbon Panel’! How should we remember Obama?

We’re counting down the days (yes! We can count it in DAYS now!) until Obama and his petulant whining pack up and move on down the road to wherever they may go.

But he was a ‘Transformational figure’, was he not? How shall we remember him?

He was a big proponent of transgender toilets. So…

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…would THAT make an appropriate monument to his Presidency?

He liked his selfies (even at Mandella’s funeral!) Maybe he could commission a sculpture of that moment in time?

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Maybe something more symbolic of his time in office?

Maybe this?

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Or this?

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Maybe something about his foreign policy?

This:

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Or Benghazi:

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Don’t forget this detail:

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Or this one:

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Maybe they can even include that promise to bring those responsible to justice:

President Obama, September 13, 2012: “Make no mistake, we will work with the Libyan government to bring to justice the killers who attacked our people.”

You could highlight his record on race relations:

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Obama thinks of himself, and his legacy as something like this:

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But Clint Eastwood had him pegged:

Obama. He’s an empty suit, or an Empty Chair. Maybe the monument should look like this:

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Actually, a seatless chair seems appropriate since he’s been beating the Constitution with a knotted rope the whole time he’s been in office.

We’ll have to stop there. Some other pithy ideas come to mind, but this intended for a family audience.

Put your best ideas in the comments and share with your friends.

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