Soon, Michelle will be giving her last speech as FLOTUS. How excited are you?
Later this month, Michelle Obama will be giving her last speech. You could make a drinking game out of it…
…references to ‘a house built by slaves’
…petty digs at Trump
…her husband’s ‘historic’ presidency
[…never before has the world seen America spend so much to accomplish so little…]
Honestly, America’s more likely to write rude limericks in her honor than sonnets.
What would YOU prefer to hear over a speech from Michelle?
THIS screaming frog?
The ‘most annoying sound in the world’? On loop for the entire duration of the speech?
A Justin Bieber cover on a Vevuzela and a tambourine? (Because that’s a thing)
Rosanne Barr singing the National Anthem?
Taylor Swift in a duet with screaming goats?
They like Hawaii, right?
There is ONE horrific instrument that’s just as much a horror show as His presidency and her sense of entitlement.
Maybe you have OTHER suggestions…?