DEAR SNOWFLAKES: Trump’s Going To Take Your Obama Phone And Give You An ALARM Clock!

Hey, little Snowflake, it’s time to put down the protest signs and the crayons. There’s about to be a new Sheriff in town…

I know. It’s so hard to be a snowflake with all the microaggressions — like telling you to ‘go to class’, ‘get a job’, and ‘learn life skills’.

Well, playtime is over, kiddies.

You’ve got to learn to fend for yourself.

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Yes, my friends.

You will have to pay for your own cell phone bill.

You will be expected to show up for things.

You will have to move out of your parents’ house.

You will have to get a job.

You will be expected to learn how to manage your own money.

And perhaps do your own laundry and cook a meal or two for yourself.

Yes, it will be hard.

But trust me, it’ll be worth it.

Because no matter how many participation trophies you have, or how many times you’ve been to ‘Snowflake Rehab’, there’s just nothing like manning up and taking care of yourself.

And when you do it, do us a favor, don’t post it on social media with the hashtag #adulting.

That’s not very adult.

ClashDaily.com’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles addresses our nation’s abysmal wussification in his NEW book …

The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.

That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.

In The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Wussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’

“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a p*ssy generation.” – Clint Eastwood

This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.

It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.

Buy Now: The Effeminization Of The American Male

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Doug Giles, Creator of ClashDaily.com and author of the #1 Amazon best-seller, The Effeminization Of The American Male, has created a coloring book just for the fragile little college snowflakes.

A Coloring Book for College Crybabies

Check this out from Amazon.com’s product description …

Dear College Student:

Here’s a coloring book just for you! We know you’re angry that Trump got elected so we’re here to help exorcise your devils and give you some much-needed relief through coloring.

If you haven’t ever colored before, here are some tips to help you draw a pretty picture that you can cherish for years to come.

It’s pretty simple. Just try to stay inside the lines. That’s it. Have fun and use all your crayons. Make your Mommy and Daddy proud. Hell, who knows … they might even put it on their refrigerator for all your friends and relatives to see!

God bless you, little Tinkerpot.

Your Friend,
Doug Giles

Doug tells us his new coloring book ‘is very offensive, will definitely melt snowflakes, and God & Country lovin’ Americans will howl with laughter over its contents’

If you hate America’s WUSSIFICATION of young people you’ll LOVE Giles’ new coloring book and of course his best-seller, The Effeminization Of The American Male.

Available now at Amazon:

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