DEAR SNOWFLAKES: Trump’s Going To Take Your Obama Phone And Give You An ALARM Clock!

Hey, little Snowflake, it’s time to put down the protest signs and the crayons. There’s about to be a new Sheriff in town…

I know. It’s so hard to be a snowflake with all the microaggressions — like telling you to ‘go to class’, ‘get a job’, and ‘learn life skills’.

Well, playtime is over, kiddies.

You’ve got to learn to fend for yourself.

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Yes, my friends.

You will have to pay for your own cell phone bill.

You will be expected to show up for things.

You will have to move out of your parents’ house.

You will have to get a job.

You will be expected to learn how to manage your own money.

And perhaps do your own laundry and cook a meal or two for yourself.

Yes, it will be hard.

But trust me, it’ll be worth it.

Because no matter how many participation trophies you have, or how many times you’ve been to ‘Snowflake Rehab’, there’s just nothing like manning up and taking care of yourself.

And when you do it, do us a favor, don’t post it on social media with the hashtag #adulting.

That’s not very adult.

ClashDaily.com’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles addresses our nation’s abysmal Pussification in his NEW book …

PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles

PUSS-I-FI-CA-TION*: The act, or process, of a man being shamed, taught, led, pastored, drugged or otherwise coerced or cajoled into throwing out his brain, handing over his balls and formally abandoning the rarefied air of the testosterone-leader-fog that God and nature hardwired him to dwell in, and instead become a weak, effeminate, mangina-sporting, shriveled up little pussy.

* From The Doug Giles 2016 Dictionary of Grow the Hell Up, You Pussy!

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.

That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.

In PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Pussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’

“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a pussy generation.” – Clint Eastwood

Chapters include:

– Four Signs You’ve Been Pussified

– Bullies Love, And I Mean LOVE, Pussies (especially Big Government goons and Islamic radicals!)

– Dear Christian: You Might be a Pussy … but Jesus Ain’t

– Business Owners Should Avoid Pussies Like the Plague

– Real Women Hate Pussies

– How Parents Can Avoid Raising a Pussy

– Four ‘MUSTS’ For Males To Move From Pussville To Mantown

This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.

It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.

Buy Now: PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male

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