We DARE you to find someone dumber than this guy.
A burglar shot in the butt by cops who caught him inside a Queens home is asking for $10million for his trouble.
Felix Perez, 38, is being held at Rikers Island on burglary and assault charges, and claims he’s unable to get a good night’s sleep.
Perez, who allegedly stole rings, watches, earrings and a chain from the house, says in his Manhattan Federal Court lawsuit that he now suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder and has ‘nightmares of being killed by officers and fear of anyone in uniform’.
The Crown Heights resident, who is acting as his own lawyer, states in the lawsuit: ‘I was shot by an officer of the 104th Precinct while trying to flee the scene of a burglary.
‘I was unarmed and showed no intention of harming anyone nor did I make any hand gestures indicating that I was armed or dangerous’.
Perez already had six burglary arrests when cops found him in August lurking through a home on 66th Street near Hull Avenue in Maspeth, reports the New York Post.
The resident noticed a man walking through her child’s bedroom on a live surveillance-video feed she was monitoring on her phone and called the cops.
Read more: Daily Mail
Watch the neighbor’s raw footage:
Having a tough time sleeping are you cupcake?
News flash. Rikers ain’t the Ritz.
You’re a burglar. Sneaking through a child’s room. At night.
You’ve already forfeited the ‘benefit of the doubt’, dumbass.
Boo-hoo. A cop ‘capped’ you in the ass. It’s a little hard to be sympathetic for you, you understand.
It’s bad enough you were robbing houses. Don’t make it worse by being a whiny,lawsuit-happy pussy, too. America has too many of those as it is.
Instead of suing the cops, how about you man up, grow a pair, and read a book:
ClashDaily.com’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles addresses our nation’s abysmal wussification in his NEW book …
The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles
Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.
That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.
In The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Wussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’
“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a p*ssy generation.” – Clint Eastwood
This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.
It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.
Doug Giles, Creator of ClashDaily.com and author of the #1 Amazon best-seller, The Effeminization Of The American Male, has created a coloring book just for the fragile little college snowflakes.
Check this out from Amazon.com’s product description …
Dear College Student:
Here’s a coloring book just for you! We know you’re angry that Trump got elected so we’re here to help exorcise your devils and give you some much-needed relief through coloring.
If you haven’t ever colored before, here are some tips to help you draw a pretty picture that you can cherish for years to come.
It’s pretty simple. Just try to stay inside the lines. That’s it. Have fun and use all your crayons. Make your Mommy and Daddy proud. Hell, who knows … they might even put it on their refrigerator for all your friends and relatives to see!
God bless you, little Tinkerpot.
Doug tells us his new coloring book ‘is very offensive, will definitely melt snowflakes, and God & Country lovin’ Americans will howl with laughter over its contents’
Available now at Amazon: