By the end, you’ll be asking ‘why didn’t I think of that’?
It’s a tough time to be an employer.
Turns out you can’t even hire an NFL Quarterback these days without having him showboat and put his private opinion ahead of the well-being of the company for which he works.
As great as it is seeing the uptick in employment, that means employers will be drawing from a smaller pool of job-seekers.
Not a problem, normally. Just pick the best qualified. Except for one detail.
The College experience has been churning out emotional midgets who — like Ashley Judd — want all the world to be a ‘safe space’. Which makes them practically useless on the job site.
One enterprising employer has solved this problem with an elegantly simple solution. They’ve devised a test.
Here they are, being interviewed on Fox.
He wanted to hire people that would fit the culture of his company… AND his clients.
Gee, what a novel idea. Hiring people that understand your clientele, and won’t Piss your customers off.
So how’d they do it? The Snowflake survey.
Here are some of the questions:
What does America mean to you?
(If you LOVE America, you will have no problem answering this question successfully.)
What does ‘Privilege’ mean to you?
(He’s looking for people who aren’t feeling entitled, who have an entrepreneurial mindset.)
When was the last time you cried, and why?
(Basically, emotional is ok, so long as you’re not someone who’s going to add unnecessary drama to the workplace.)
How do you feel about police?
(The police as among their clients. Can you deal with that?)
How do you feel about guns?
(You’re going to work with people who carry. Can you deal with that?)
Well done guys! This was fantastic!
If you’re afraid you (or someone you know) would fail that test? Take this.
Consider it ‘Test Prep’. You can thank us later.
ClashDaily.com’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles addresses our nation’s abysmal wussification in his NEW book …
The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles
Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.
That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.
In The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Wussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’
“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a p*ssy generation.” – Clint Eastwood
This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.
It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.
Doug Giles, Creator of ClashDaily.com and author of the #1 Amazon best-seller, The Effeminization Of The American Male, has created a coloring book just for the fragile little college snowflakes.
Check this out from Amazon.com’s product description …
Dear College Student:
Here’s a coloring book just for you! We know you’re angry that Trump got elected so we’re here to help exorcise your devils and give you some much-needed relief through coloring.
If you haven’t ever colored before, here are some tips to help you draw a pretty picture that you can cherish for years to come.
It’s pretty simple. Just try to stay inside the lines. That’s it. Have fun and use all your crayons. Make your Mommy and Daddy proud. Hell, who knows … they might even put it on their refrigerator for all your friends and relatives to see!
God bless you, little Tinkerpot.
Doug tells us his new coloring book ‘is very offensive, will definitely melt snowflakes, and God & Country lovin’ Americans will howl with laughter over its contents’
Available now at Amazon: