DEAR CNN: The ‘FEARLESS GIRL’ You Praised For BRAVING The Snow Is A DAMN STATUE!

The ‘most trusted name in news,’ you say? Isn’t it time to change your slogan?

It’s the GREAT BLIZZARD of 2017. Or something.

(This usually means Al Gore is in town warning us about Global Warming, and even Nature is mocking him. Has anyone seen him?)

So you need to report on it. What did your intrepid reporters … desperate to disprove that #VeryFakeNews moniker come up with?

‘Statue has snow on it. Film at eleven.’

Sounds like a joke, right? Except that it isn’t. Not, exactly.

Statute has snow on it… still hasn’t moved.

What OTHER possible outcome did they think likely? Would she suddenly lose her nerve and cower in fear? Go inside for a sweater?

(They DO know ‘Toy Story’ was just a movie, right?)

Is this what happens when Obama’s reps don’t spoon feed them their talking points?

But we’re supposed to take them seriously, right?

And believe them when they criticize other networks?

Share if CNN’s credibility is right up there with Keith Olberman’s

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