STFU: Amy Schumer Blames Right-wingers For Her SUCKY Netflix Special

Awwwwwwww! Did Amy Schumer’s widdle feewings get hurt by the bad reviews online? It must be the fault of the ‘ALT-RIGHT’!

Amy Schumer’s new special on Netflix was given a one-star rating.

She’s blaming it on a coordinated effort from the ‘alt-right’ Reddit community.

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Watch the trailer at your own risk: DISGUSTING CONTENT WARNING

Nah. We’re going with this theory:

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Watch the report:

I am so proud of my special and grateful to all the people spreading love on line about it. I am the first female comic who is selling out arenas all over the world and so grateful for that. I am embarrassed for the "journalists" who report on trolls activities as if it's news. It's indicative of administration right now. Anyone who reported that "viewers aren't happy" with my special, it would have been cool if you did a moment of research before posting. The alt right organized trolls attack everything I do. Read the @splitsider article. They organize to get my ratings down. Meeting in sub Reddit rooms. They tried on my book and movies and tv show And I want to thank them. It makes me feel so powerful and dangerous and brave. It reminds me what I'm saying is effective and bring more interest to my work and their obsession with me keeps me going. I am only alarmed by the people printing their organized trolling as "news" this is what the current administration wants. So this post has nothing against the trolls. I thank you trolls so much. It fills me with hope and power to see you all furiously posting so as always accuse me of whatever lies you want. Call me a whale. Call me a thief and I will continue to rise and fight and lead. I know who I am. I am strong and beautiful and will use my voice my whole time on this earth. Journalists do better it's embarrassing. Trolls see you on the next one! ???

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And even if Right-wingers DID troll you? It’s not like your counterparts on the Right never have to deal with Lefties pulling that stunt. You just don’t want your tactics to boomerang.

Face it Amy. There are only so many ways you can tell a joke about your sex life Amy. At some point, it gets old. Diversify.

But go ahead. Blame everyone else for not loving it.

You’re the brainic who stood on stage and berated people stupid enough to buy tickets to your show.

According to Fox News, the chaos began when Schumer decided to bring a fan onto the Amalie Arena stage, where she badgered him for his support of Trump. A frustrated Schumer then apparently quit pretending to be a comedian and went all-in on her agenda-pushing, asking the Trump supporter, “Do you get worried at all with how impulsive he is… Do you worry he’ll be impulsive and get us in a lot of f***ing trouble we can’t get out of?”

The crowd responded with loud boos, which further triggered Social Justice Amy.

“Of course, we’re in Florida, you’re going to boo,” the feminist scolded the audience. “I know you’re here to laugh, but you choose how you’re going to live your life, and it’s just too important… Just so you know, from now on, if you yell out, you’re gonna get thrown out.” —Daily Wire

You want to futher your career as a comic… by whining about your critics.

That’s sure to pack them in. Top-shelf comedy there.

Well done Amy. Keep it up!

For everyone else? Don’t be an ‘Amy’. If you know someone who is? Get this into their hands. Pronto.

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The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.

That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.

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This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.

It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.

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Doug Giles, Creator of ClashDaily.com and author of the #1 Amazon best-seller, The Effeminization Of The American Male, has created a coloring book just for the fragile little college snowflakes.

A Coloring Book for College Crybabies

Check this out from Amazon.com’s product description …

Dear College Student:

Here’s a coloring book just for you! We know you’re angry that Trump got elected so we’re here to help exorcise your devils and give you some much-needed relief through coloring.

If you haven’t ever colored before, here are some tips to help you draw a pretty picture that you can cherish for years to come.

It’s pretty simple. Just try to stay inside the lines. That’s it. Have fun and use all your crayons. Make your Mommy and Daddy proud. Hell, who knows … they might even put it on their refrigerator for all your friends and relatives to see!

God bless you, little Tinkerpot.

Your Friend,
Doug Giles

Doug tells us his new coloring book ‘is very offensive, will definitely melt snowflakes, and God & Country lovin’ Americans will howl with laughter over its contents’

If you hate America’s WUSSIFICATION of young people you’ll LOVE Giles’ new coloring book and of course his best-seller, The Effeminization Of The American Male.

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