CAPITALISM TO THE RESCUE: What About THIS Idea To Pay For The Border Wall…

President Trump’s border wall isn’t a bad idea. It isn’t a great one either. Not when there is a much better solution that ought to appeal to everyone on the right and the left.

Yes, the border must be controlled and enforced.

Yes, wall or no wall people are going to do whatever they have to do to try and enter America because the places they are coming from pretty much suck.

How do you get into a movie theater, bar or club, concert, sporting event, Democratic Party fundraiser, etc.? You buy a ticket to be admitted!

Boom. Border wall paid for.

Boom. Immigration still happens.

Boom. Tons of revenue comes into the Treasury.

We could even offer special promotions and package deals:
– Buy one get one free.

– Extend your stay six months for only $250 more.

– Discounts for visitors with special skills America’s higher education system fails to produce because activism is considered a loftier vocation than aerospace engineering by academia.

Wall or no wall President Trump, start charging a price for admission at our border!

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Share if you think this ticket-selling idea might have some merit.

Andrew Allen

About the author, Andrew Allen: Andrew Allen (@aandrewallen) grew up in the American southeast and for more than two decades has worked as an information technoloigies professional in various locations around the globe. A former far-left activist, Allen became a conservative in the late 1990s following a lengthy period spent questioning his own worldview. When not working IT-related issues or traveling, Andrew Allen spends his time discovering new ways to bring the pain by exposing the idiocy of liberals and their ideology. View all articles by Andrew Allen

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