LMAO: Jenner Swears OFF Sex With Women – Has THIS To Say About Doing DUDES

This story keeps getting weirder and weirder.

Not that it wasn’t weird already. But his sex life is now part of it.

It’s enough to make your head spin: Bruce. No, Caitlyn. The Dude who won as Olympic Decathlete.

Who started wearing a skirt. Got implants and tucked ‘it’ in.

As a guy in a dress, he won ‘woman of the year’.

Then he lopped ‘it’ off. (See: ‘Catchers’ Mitt‘ story) He had lady parts installed instead.

And now his sexual orientation? Yeah, that’s gotten an update, too.

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Is he still a ‘hero’ if he’s just gone from being the dreaded ‘white cis-male’ to — ironically — a white cis-female?

So much for all those ‘courage’ points he would have if he was gender-fluid.

Does he ‘hate’ Lesbians, now that his Johnson has been lopped off?

Whatever happened to the ‘born that way’? Jenner USED to like women. Now, not so much? But maybe he’d be ‘receptive’ to taking the pseudo-vagina for a test drive with a dude.

This gets so confusing. The left’s rules keep getting more and more complicated.

Caitlyn Jenner writes in her new memoir that she is done having sex with women following her transition, but is not counting out sex with anther man.
‘Of the most important things in my life, sex is beyond the bottom; it has been that way for a long time’ reveals Jenner according to Radar Online.
‘A future female companion? Yes, I do think about that. A future female sex companion? Not happening, at least for now, and perhaps not ever.’
She then adds however that while she has yet to feel inclined to have sex with a man, that could change after her gender reassignment surgery.
‘Maybe removing the last physical appendage of my maleness….will make me feel differently,’ writes Jenner. —DailyMail

Share if Jenner’s problems will need something more than a dress and a genital rebuild to sort out.

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