BORN THAT WAY? How Is It Possible That Barack Obama Considered The ‘Gay Lifestyle’?

Being gay is something you are born with, right?

It’s not a choice, right?

Isn’t it wrong to even suggest that a gay person merely make a lifestyle choice and become straight?

How then is it that Barack Obama once toyed with the idea of turning gay?

That’s one of the revelations David Garrow provides in his upcoming book Rising Star: The Making of Barack Obama.

Apparently it’s okay for Obama to pick and choose his sexual preference because, unlike the rest of all humanity, Barack Obama is more than a mere mortal.

So the story goes, while Obama was a student at Occidental College he had a relationship with openly gay assistant professor Lawrence Goldyn that went “beyond the classroom”. Not in a sexual sense, though. Then, “three years later Obama wrote somewhat elusively to his first intimate girlfriend that he had thought about and considered gayness but ultimately decided that a same-sex relationship would be less challenging and demanding than developing one with the opposite sex”.

Let’s rewind all this and play it back shall we: gayness isn’t a choice it’s something people are born with UNLESS you are Barack Obama in which case you can pick and choose your sexual preference AND you pick heterosexuality because gay relationships are for SIMPLETONS!

That’s right, gay America. If this latest Obama claim is true, Barack Obama just said all of you are too intellectually and socially ignorant to engage in a complex relationship with another person.

No word as of this writing whether the girlfriend Obama wrote to was a real human being or one of his fictitious “composite girlfriends” he made up to make his autobiographies sound a little less fake.

Had Obama thought about gayness after Michelle that would be a bit more believable – having to be around her could turn anybody gay!

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Andrew Allen

About the author, Andrew Allen: Andrew Allen (@aandrewallen) grew up in the American southeast and for more than two decades has worked as an information technoloigies professional in various locations around the globe. A former far-left activist, Allen became a conservative in the late 1990s following a lengthy period spent questioning his own worldview. When not working IT-related issues or traveling, Andrew Allen spends his time discovering new ways to bring the pain by exposing the idiocy of liberals and their ideology. View all articles by Andrew Allen

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