CLASH TEST: Can You Identify This Old Man?

Skill testing question time. And it’s a HARD one…

Who the heck is that?

Nope.

Maybe someone political?

Henry Kissinger?

No, he doesn’t look so bad.

It’s obviously someone famous.

Nick Nolte?

Perhaps someone peripheral to Hollywood, like Fabio.

The jawline isn’t quite right.

Maybe…

Pre-surgery Bruce Jenner?

How about David St. Hubbins from Spinal Tap?

Close but not quite right.

I think we’re on track with the ‘musician hair’.

Joe Elliott, is that you?

Whoever it is, we know this is true:

Wait! That’s it!

I think I’ve got it!

It’s Babs!

Barbara Streisand was performing in New York and, as usual, started talking politics in the middle of her concert. (She also apparently does it at the beginning, between songs, and at the end.)

This time, though, it was ‘Special’ — because she had Special Guests: Bill and Hillary Clinton.

Yes, indeedy.

She had to stop the concert and welcome the Rapist and the Failed Presidential Candidate who couldn’t even win a rigged election with the Media (D) campaigning for her.

Oh, so classy!

She noted that she performed at President Clinton’s inauguration and then went on to list his accomplishments, including lowering taxes for some and raising taxes on the rich.

“And speaking of taxes, he showed us his tax returns,” she said, a dig at Republican President Donald Trump, who has refused to release his.

She also introduced Hillary Clinton as “the winner of our country’s popular vote.

She later talked about hearing a recent interview by Hillary Clinton and said it “makes us yearn for what could have been, what should have been. I was thrilled to hear yourself describe yourself as an activist citizen and part of the resistance.
Read more: Breitbart

I, for one, am plagued with nightmares of what ‘could have been’ and wake up screaming and then thanking God for the Electoral College.

As for the Unidentified Man.

Well, I think we may have sorted that out.

But if you have different ideas on who this man could be, let us know in the comments.

ClashDaily.com’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles addresses our nation’s abysmal wussification in his NEW book …

The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.

That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.

In The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Wussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’

“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a p*ssy generation.” – Clint Eastwood

This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.

It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.

Buy Now: The Effeminization Of The American Male

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