LMAO: This Sharpton & Sanders Meme Will Make You Spew Coffee On Your Laptop

Seriously. Put down the coffee. Or your laptop will be wearing it.

What happens when two socialists head out for lunch?

This happens:

Rev. Tax Evasion meets Mr. Democratic Socialist.

Both want ‘The Rich’ to foot the bill.

But aren’t they ‘The Rich’?

Or are they just waiting for the American people to pay for their lunch?

They should be grateful to have food to eat.

Not like the great Socialist country Venezuela, where the average citizen has lost 19 pounds on the ‘Maduro Diet’.

Desperate Venezuelans are resorting to eating pets, anteaters, and pink flamingos.

Not that Barry would’ve objected to a slice of dog.

I wonder what it is that they had to eat… chances are it wasn’t anteater.

Yo, Socialists, you need to read this before you’re trapped in a restaurant for hours trying ot figure out who should pay the bill.

ClashDaily.com’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles addresses our nation’s abysmal wussification in his NEW book …

The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.

That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.

In The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Wussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’

“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a p*ssy generation.” – Clint Eastwood

This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.

It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.

Buy Now: The Effeminization Of The American Male

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