Hilarious Bro Rants Against Men’s Skinny Jeans — ‘If You Dance To Get In Them, They’re Women’s Jeans’

This is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while. And this bro is spot on.

I love this guy.

This Jamaican guy goes off on the super skinny jeans for men — and it’s perfect!

Ok, a couple of things you need to know beforehand.

To ‘Mash up’ something in Jamaican Patios means to break it.

‘Batty Rider shorts’ are short shorts worn by women that show some of the butt cheeks. They are similar to — but not exactly like —‘Pum Pum shorts’.

Watch:

I can’t understand those super skinny jeans that some men wear.

If you want to wear Speedos, that’s one thing.

By the way, that’s a bad idea unless you’re a male model. Even then, it’s iffy.

But jeans?

Really?

All those metrosexual men with their skinny jeans are wrecking things for the guys that just want to wear comfortable clothes.

And what’s with that anyway?

Why would anyone want their ‘stuff’ smooshed into their pants?

It can’t be comfortable.

Do they not understand that they don’t look like a man when wearing that?

As this bro so eloquently points out.

Those guys with those super-skinny-looks-like-they’ve-been-sprayed-on jeans look like morons.

Do chicks dig that?

I don’t think so.

If they do, they’re not the right kind of chick.

They’re just making sure that you don’t have the balls to oppose them on anything.

Don’t miss the next one! Sign up for the podcast on your favorite platforms:
Apple Podcasts
Google Play Music
Soundcloud
Stitcher

The have a Facebook Page, too.

Like the podcast? You’ll love the book:

The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male

Screen Shot 2016-08-27 at 8.24.46 AM

Share if you think this bro got it exactly right

Like Clash? Like Clash.

Leave a Comment

We have no tolerance for comments containing violence, racism, vulgarity, profanity, all caps, or discourteous behavior. Thank you for partnering with us to maintain a courteous and useful public environment where we can engage in reasonable discourse.