I don’t care about the whole OJ thing. Not one bit. After all, thanks to the Juice we’re stuck with the Kardashians until the zombie apocalypse goes down. But I’ll oblige with you with a quick OJ piece for one key reason:
OJ was clearly a Russian spy that murdered two people as part of a long range plot to put Trump in the White House.
That’s right. Putin probably hatched the concept himself. Where was ole Vladimir in 1994 when the most famous of all Los Angeles police chases occurred? (By the way, even after living in southern California for eleven years, to this day I don’t get the whole police chase thing, but people out there will watch a good police chase the way a cat follows a moving dot on the wall). In 1994 Putin was becoming the Russian equivalent of Barack Obama by emerging from a shadowy past and delving into politics. St. Petersburg politics specifically.
And that right there proves everything. Putin was getting political and he’s the kind of guy that plays the long game. Boom! Case closed. Putin hired OJ to kill a couple of people in hopes of altering the trajectory of everything in such a way that circa 2016 Trump’s election would be more certain.
As a side benefit, Putin also knew that the OJ episode would propel big-assed Kim and her entire talentless family into hyper-celebrity status. After all, Americans love them some celebrity and especially ones with disproportionately large asses. Putin knew the circus he was selling America needed some bread to go along with it – the Kardashians were the entire loaf.
If you’re thinking I’m way off base here, you are wrong. I am simply following the lead much of the media, Democrats, and a sizeable number of Washington, DC Republicans have established. Somehow between 2012 and last year Russia transformed from the 1980s calling Mitt Romney wanting their foreign policy back to the most serious existential threat in all human history.
Never mind ISIS. North Korea. Or that China is playing a true long game by extending itself into all sorts of strategically important parts of Gaia. Russia. Russia. Russia. That’s our lone and sole threat according to the usual suspects.
Isn’t it strange that the open borders left is behaving in a racist manner against the Russian people? I mean, Russians don’t call themselves white people. They consider themselves Slavs. The red, white, and blue on their flag aren’t like ours – theirs represent racial subdivisions within the Slavic ethnicity.
According to the left we are supposed to think we have to hide our women folk lest the Slavs seduce them with their wicked Slavic ways and pollute our culture? (Kind of like how Democrats used to say the same thing about black people). Pun intended by the way with the “pollute our culture” bit. Get it? OJ? Kardashians? Pollute our culture?
Isn’t it strange too that the same leftists that used to denounce war have become chicken hawks when it comes to Russia. Right now as you are reading this there are left of center people in consequential positions that believe we should launch a military strike against Moscow to avenge Hillary Clinton.
Did I say Hillary Clinton? Turned down by NASA and the Marine Corps. Landed under fire – and it was Slavs shooting at her mind you – in the Balkans. Ever wonder why left-wing zealots support her and other sham artists like Bernie My-Wife-Closed-More-Colleges-Than-Yours-Sanders, Maxine I-Can’t-Be-Living- Among-The-Community-I-Represent Waters, Elizabeth The-Human-Teepee Warren, Kamala Lotus- Flower Harris, John I-Can’t-Seal-The-Deal Ossof, et al?
The zombie apocalypse is upon us and they call themselves “the resistance”. #Resist indeed.
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