Thug Steals Bike – God Immediately Smites Him And It’s Brutal & Hilarious!

Not as slick as he thought, is he?

That thug didn’t get very far.

He took a bike that wasn’t his. First mistake.

He thought he was home free. Second mistake.

And while making his ‘getaway’?

That’s when he made his third and final mistake.

Watch:

And that third mistake was a doozy.

If he wants to stop making the ‘stupid criminal’ highlight reel, he should get his hands on this book and learn how not to be such a loser.

The dopes who laughed while they filmed the guy stealing the bike should read it, too.

The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male

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